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— Wed, Aug 2, 2006 —
Howard Stern Humiliates Small-Dicked Men

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In what we believe is the first contest of its type on the radio, Howard Stern held a "small penis contest" that was surprisingly well-attended. From what we can tell, it involved showing up naked for the Howard Stern show, telling a story about your small penis, and then singing a song about it. Then the contestants were subjected to ridicule by Howard "I have a small penis" Stern and his cronies.

We at Queerty are not size-queens by any means, but we were intrigued by some of the guys in the video, as they really had no penis at all. Fascinating!

1st Annual Small Penis Contest [NSFW] [Howard Stern via WOW Report]

Comments


No. 1
Ryan says:

Holy shit... those poor guys.

August 2, 2006 6:27 PM
No. 2
Jerry says:

Some people really will do anything for their 15 minutes...

August 2, 2006 7:39 PM
No. 3
lame says:

dude that clip is about 5 years old... how about being relevant??

August 2, 2006 9:14 PM
No. 4
mike/ says:

as the old saying goes:

There's two things I can't stand - size queens and small cocks...

is Howard into size?

just asking...

August 2, 2006 9:31 PM
No. 5
aaron says:

Yeah - This is way old! This was years ago, I believe it was even an E! show. Slow news day?

August 2, 2006 9:39 PM
No. 6
dustin says:

wow. i couldn't even imagine... i feel really bad for those poor guys :[

August 3, 2006 3:02 AM
No. 7
Cocky says:

How come it doesn't occur to anybody that these guys probably expand when erect? Granted, some of them still might not be that big, but "no penis at all" would mean there was literally nothing there, whereas each of those guys has a functioning sexual and urinary organ, even the ones that were buried in fat.

Anyway, I think those guys were pretty brave--especially with how Howard and his crew always behave with guests. I say, good for them for not letting it rule their lives, and besides a few of them were pretty hot. I'm not such a size queen that I would turn a guy down for having a small penis, let alone pity him. And I'm mostly a bottom.

August 4, 2006 3:05 PM
No. 8
donny jamison says:

well...it just goes to show you how silly we humans can be all for a brush at fame. But really...if you had a 2 centimeter penis...would you really need to tell the world for a small prize. Shame on Howard for being a sexist. He gives his humiliated female contestants 10 times more just for showing up in panties or flashing boobies.... Shame on you Howard..Turn in your "man" card!

December 21, 2006 12:15 AM

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