You may not be able to tell from this poorly pixelated picture, but these are the faces of frustrated heterosexuals. Now, it's been a while since we were "straight", but we remember the trials and tribulations of understanding the opposite sex. Luckily, some brilliant comedians have come up with a solution for all the gendered confusion: homosexuality. That's right! Homosexuality will make understanding your lover a snap! As the announcer says, there are "many, many benefits" to homosexuality. Like what? Well, like high-fiving your gay lover after sex. What bitch does that? And, for you ladies, you can collect all the cats you want! Hoorah!

Click here to get all the eye-opening details. You'll be glad you did.