



New England's "largest" LGBT newspaper, Bay Windows has wowed us again with another of their irreverent investigations. It's pretty self-explanatory. Our vote? Anne Heche.
Anderson Cooper could potentially show for the human interest aspect, we can imagine Buck Angel or someone pushing penis pumps and we're sure those ladies could find some ingenious use for a cock ring.
Heche, however, has allegedly sworn off the poon after her love affair with Ellen. Her presence would certainly raise a suspicious labia or two.
(Sassy wave to Ryan Adams for the heads up!)
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