Ted Haggard may claim to be cured of his queer cravings, but he'll forever be a national punchline. The most recent contribution to the cut-up comes from song writing satirist, Roy Zimmerman. Do yourself a favor and listen to his sure to be a smash hit, "Ted Haggard's Completely Heterosexual".

Joe from Joe.My.God - the lovely blog from whence the video came - says he laughed so hard he kicked his speakers out. We didn't laugh quite so hard, but we will shamefully admit that we felt a little piddle. But that could just be from the excitement of passing something along to you, our lovely and insatiable readers. Enjoy!