We are firm believers in the scientific method, but sometimes intuition can be just as accurate. Case in point, Joe My God's assertion about gay men and their dogs:

The chance of any gay man's dog being named Max or Buddy is 63%. These odds increase dramatically if the dog is a large breed or if said gay man is tattooed, belongs to a gym, or drives a jeep. And if said gay man's said dog is a black Labrador Retriever, 100% of them will be named Jake.

We really can't argue with those figures.