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— Fri, Mar 23, 2007 —
Gay People, Gay People Everywhere!
Well, Almost...

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Exodus International made headlines after its 1976 founding. And for good reason: the non-profit insists it can help fight homosexuality through the seemingly omnipotent power of some dude named Jesus Christ.

We've never heard of him, but apparently people are all about him, because Exodus has gone on to become one of the leading voices in the battle against the sissie scourge.

The group's so large, in fact, that they ended up changing their name to Exodus Global Alliance, thus giving themselves a truly planetary flavor. Now, over thirty years on, the group boasts 150 ministries in 17 countries. This, of course, is exceedingly important because, as you can see from the group's handy pie-chart, homosexual walk every inch of this lovely Earth of ours. They explain:

Men and women struggle with homosexuality in every culture and country around the world. Estimates of the number who struggle are shown in the pie chart.
As you can see, Asia's the most gay. You know where there are absolutely no gay people? The Middle East, apparently.

Either Exodus forgot to include the volatile and largely Islamic region or, more likely, they figure those Allah lovers are hell-bound hethens, so why even try.

Comments


No. 1
Frozen North says:

HA! Look at North America, only a mere 8 Million of us "suffering" homos. As a percentage of the total population we rank so low compared to the other parts of the world. I wonder..it must be cause of all the good Christians in the USofA saving us.

Anyone who believes this pie chart is an utter moron.

March 23, 2007 2:50 PM
No. 2
john says:

I like pie!!! (minus the hair of course)

March 23, 2007 3:44 PM
No. 3
el polacko says:

mmmmm .. gay pie ! but i'll just take that small brazilian slice, please. a boy has to watch his waistline.

March 23, 2007 5:07 PM
No. 4
poodle says:

the middle east is actually central asia dear.

March 24, 2007 10:28 PM
No. 5
leo says:

"155 Million Homosexuals Need to Be Reached. Is God Calling You?"

LOL. God's calling; wondering what metrics you used to get these data. According to this 'study', gays make up roughly 3% of the global population. Certainly, there's data to support this statistics, but how reliable are the studies from which they come?

Ever sad, really, that queers are exploited in this way.

March 25, 2007 9:45 PM
No. 6
fgasd says:

u all like the big balls and u all suhd die

April 4, 2007 1:43 PM

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