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— Fri, Dec 29, 2006 —
God Totally Hates Sweden...
Pass It On...

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It seems Reverend Fred Phelps isn't content sowing his rank seeds of haterade in America. In addition to his nonsensical God Hates Canada website, the bigot's got his alleged Christian sights set on Sweden.

Aside from the fact that Sweden locked up Reverend Ake Green for using his pulpit to spread homophobia, the Swedes are, according to Phelps, "...drippings from the Devil's own penis - a veritable sperm bank for Satan's queers."

Wow. That may be one of the best things we've ever read. And we mean that.

Comments


No. 1
David says:

I grew up in Kansas and went to KU in Lawrence, just 20 minutes from the hellhole that is Topeka, home base for Fred and his wingnut family.

The old man's getting up there and surely can't have many days left. Watch your headlines, I'm sure his death will crop up in the national news.

On behalf of all Kansans I cordially invite everyone who can make it to come picket his funeral with me. Bring a cooler, make a sign, don't let good taste get in your way.

It won't advance any dialogue, but it should balance the karmic scales. And not taking the high road for once should be fun.

December 29, 2006 3:57 PM
No. 2
spiffy says:

Your comment made me smile, David. Danke!

December 30, 2006 3:31 AM
No. 3
Pizza Boy!!! says:

"drippings from the Devil's own penis"??

Is Phelps talking about the Swedish people, or the latest batch of cheap rags from discount Euro-trash Swedish-owned retailer H&M?

December 31, 2006 5:54 PM
No. 4
Brian says:

It would be wonderful to see hundreds of people dressed at his funeral as Dorothy!

Get it, ding dong, the witch...Kansans...

: )

January 1, 2007 7:16 PM
No. 5
Bob Sacamano says:

Fred words are eloquent and just. We Swedes do come from sperm. And it is a lovely sperm thank you very much.

January 2, 2007 7:57 AM
No. 6
Donna Marie Royce says:

The thing that NO ONE seems to understand is that even when this old fool kicks over, you will STILL have his sick family to deal with! Kids, Grandkids, Great-Grandkids and so on. With the exception of about 4 of his children that got wise and got the bloody hell out of there, the rest are as bloody bonkers as old man phelps (Lower case on the last name is deliberate.) and they were made that way by him and you will still have to deal with them.

THE ONLY WAY TO STOP THEM, IS TO SHUT THEM DOWN PERMANENTLY AND PUT ALL THE UNDER AGE CHILDREN IN FOSTER HOMES FAR AWAY FROM THAT BUNCH OF SCREWBALLS! Otherwise, we will ALL be dealing with the phelps crazies until the end of time.

Lady Donna Marie Royce

January 11, 2007 8:27 AM

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