Ancient, recycled gay jokes? Are you KIDDING? Seriously...don't you have anything better to blog about? No? Forget this mess, I'm going to Towleroad.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-sore-ass.
lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotapuss
What's the difference between a gay man and a refridgerator? The refrigerator doesn't moan when you put the meat in.

What's the difference between a gay man and a fridge? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

Classic.

Umm... wouldn't the first joke be "What do you call a gay bar with no seats?"

Yeah, doesn't make a whole lot of sense otherwise.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: Megasoreass

Two fags and two lesbians leave for San Francisco at the same time. Who gets there first?

The Lesbians. They're going lick-a-de-split. The fags are still packing their shit.

Q: What do gay horses eat?
A: *snap* Haaaay!

Q: How do you make a gay man fuck a woman?
A: Shit in her cunt.

Q: What did one condom say to the other condom when they walked past the gay bar?
A: Shall we go in and get shit-faced?

What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
Well hung.

Who was the gays' favorite "American Idol"?

William HUNG! ;)

What do Lesbians do on a first date... besides moving in together?

What do you get when you cross Colin Ferrel and Brad Pitt?
Nothing (Fun watching them try, though!).

Have you heard that Pocahontis had a gay brother?
Pocahiney.

Thanks for crediting me with catching your mistake... oh, wait, you didn't. Yeah, thanks.

Pretty funny!

How do u detect a gay smoker?
Check his shoulders for cigarette ash.

I don't get the last one.

Q: What is a gay without a dick?
A: A straight woman.

How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Turn it upside down.

What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A: A Lick-her (liquor) cabinet

How can you tell if a guy has a high sperm count?
A: You have to chew before you can swallow

What's the difference between a trick and a husband?
A: 45 minutes

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A:Because all those men already have boyfriends.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 pounds

What do you call the gay man with no arms, no legs, and a ten inch penis?
A: Partially disabled and popular.

Why do tampons have strings?
A so lesbians can floss after eating.

How do you get a Nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an altar/choir boy.

What do a gay gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
A: They can smell it all day, but can't eat it.

What's the most popular pickup line at a gay bar?
A: May I help you push in your stool?

What does the Bermuda Triangle and gay men have in common?
A: They have both swallowed a lot of seamen (semen).

My cousin is gay; in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies.~Rodney Dangerfield