How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool?
Turn it over.

What do gay horses eat?
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Here's a couple:

What do you call anal sex in Hawaii?

Lu-owwww

What is the gayest species of animal on the planet?

Chim-pansies.

gaycurmudgeon You beat me to it! I was about to post that same joke ]8^)

However:

What did one condom say to the other condom in front of the gay bar?
"Let's go in here and get shitfaced."

What do you call a gay bar with no chairs?
A fruit stand.

Not a gay joke, but still homoerotic:

A kid asks his father for a motorcycle. The father says,
"Ask me that again when your dick can reach your asshole."
After years of trying, one day the kid goes running up to his old man and says,
"Dad, my dick can reach my asshole!"
And the father says,
"Well then go fuck yourself, cuz I'm not buying you a motorcycle."

Three gay guys get on an elevator and they see a white, slimey mess on one wall. The first guy goes over and takes a look.

"It looks like cum," he exclaimed. The second guy walks over.

"And it smells like cum, too," he proclaimed. Finally, the third guy walks over.

Bending down, he takes a lick of the mess on the wall. "It's cum alright, but it's no one from this building."

In response to fermat: I don't know whether I should laugh or hurl chunks. That was disgusting in a humorous way. Does that make me a sicko?

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic,
businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He really plays for the Chicago Bears, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

Neferew: I thought the same when I heard it first. Then I thought, "I know someone like that last guy." So, funny is in the eye of the beholder.

BTW, what's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

Have a goodun. ;)

Subject: Gay Flight Attendant

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed
to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told
us "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be

landing this big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just
put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather
Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over
those big brute engines, but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the
main man can pitty-pat us on the ground"

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess
and I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up, Bitch."