We avoid Williamsburg like the plague - for those of you not in the hellacious know, Williamsburg's a part of Brooklyn dominated by hipsters, Jews and fags, an unholy trinity to say the least. And, by some nightmarish Chanukah miracle, all three merged at "The Very Faggots Chanukah" party last Sunday.

While you couldn't pay us a million geld, the kids from the New York Observer braved what must have been the most feckless, excrutiatingly self-referential and just plain dumb parties of the year.

What's that? You're not convinced? Well, consider this:

Soce, the Elemental Wizard,” a.k.a. Andrew Singer, of Manhattan by way of New Hampshire. He explain[s] that his raps center on such themes as “video games, gay sex and finding yourself.”

“Bob ya head. Bob ya head, what?” He repeated the refrain several times, while bouncing to the beat—or somewhere thereabouts. He wore a green T-shirt and black Reebok exercise pants. “It’s very faggot-y, won’t you come with me, to my Hanukkah tree.” He continued: “I am a Jew, I’m gay, I’m white, I’m a rapper. I write my rhymes while I’m sitting on the crapper.”

We're sure "Soce" was trying to be ironic or "something", but we think he missed the mark. We also think that Williamsburg should be Al-Qaeda's next target - that way they can kill three birds with one horrific terrorist attack. Plus, of course, all the gay hipster Jews who rap about writing rhymes while dropping a deuce.