It's been a while since we last heard from AOL's gayest (and dreamiest) editor ever, Kenneth Hill. Last time we heard from him, he offered us what he rightfully dubbed, "The Gayest Christmas Video Ever". Well, he's up to his pervalicious ways once again with this, "The Gayest Sport Ever, Now On Video", a seven-minute masterpiece featuring a bevy of international male aerobics champions and their spandex-clad goods. As if that's not enough to break the post-noon Monday blues, it's set to the musical stylings of fag-hag supreme and baby-snatcher extraordinaire, Madonna. Totally sweet, right?

We could have been total jerks and simply posted the video, thus depriving hottie Hill from getting the hits he deserves, but then we'd deprive all of us the opportunity to gaze at his gorgeous and entirely taken face. A mere gaze and we feel a strange tingling sensation in our nether regions. Oh, wait, that's the urge to urinate. After that, however, it's totally on...

( Thanks, Kenneth, you're the breast.)