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— Thu, Dec 28, 2006 —
More Reasons Why We Love Gay Men...

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Via Overheard in New York, one of the many reasons we love gay men:

Guy on cell: That's what I love about being a gay man. I don't wanna hear your shit, I don't wanna hear your life story, just put your cock in my mouth.
(7th Ave & 26th St)
That's right, girl.

More faggotry, after the jump...

One Wednesday One-Liner in Four, Maybe More

Queer on cell: Okay, but I'm taking the turkey with me when I leave, 'cause I'm bored.

--50th & 8th

Overheard by: amelia

Queer: I've become a statistic these days... I smoke a cigarette, drink my latte, talk on the phone, and drive all at the same time. What? Oh, yeah, and the occasional hand job, you're right, I forgot...

--Chelsea Cafe

Overheard by: TJ

Queer on cell: ... And then she called me and asked for advice on starving herself.

--Fung Wah Bus

Overheard by: nina

Queer: How can he still be dating her? She's bearded! We told her she has a beard, and she didn't do anything about it! That's like someone telling me I have a goiter and not doing anything about it.

--116th & Broadway

Guy on cell: That's what I love about being a gay man. I don't wanna hear your shit, I don't wanna hear your life story, just put your cock in my mouth.

--7th Ave & 26th St

Overheard by: Raze One

Comments


No. 1
el polacko says:

hey, i'm a BIG fan of the cock in the mouth.. and i got a chuckle out of a couple of these... but, not to go all preachy on you, aren't these examples of what's WRONG with many (young) gay men ? trendy... superficial... bitchy... devoid of a history. maybe, before or after getting the cock in the mouth, some of these fellows might want to TRY hearing other's life stories and broaden their perspectives; make connections that go beyond the latte, cellphone, and genitals .. just sayin'

December 28, 2006 10:30 PM
No. 2
Paul Raposo says:

>aren't these examples of what's WRONG with many (young) gay men ?

I'd like to modify that with young urban gay men. The further you get from urban centers, the more down to earth gay men become. Git yo'sef a country boy and enjoy the talking, the closeness AND the hardbody farmboy cock in the mouth!

And since most have grown up having to be around fornicating farm animals, nothing you do in bed will shock them 8^)

December 29, 2006 9:13 AM
No. 3
dizzy spins says:

OH PLEEZ! like you weren't as "superficial, bitchy and devoid of history" when you were young? Besides, you have no idea how old the guy they quoted is. Im pretty sure 45-year-old homos like cock in their mouths more than someone's bullshit.

December 29, 2006 1:51 PM

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