



Paris Hilton, tired of living in trannielicious Amanda Lepore's shadow, has decided to have a doll made in her likeness. Unfortunately for us, it is only available in Japan right now, but we expect that with all of its included accessories, it will sell very well and eventually make its way to this side of the Pacific.
Japanese Paris Hilton Doll For You! [Gallery of the Absurd]
I LOVE the crab coming from her cooch.