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— Wed, Apr 25, 2007 —
NY Gays Are Way Hard (Up)
Or, Someone Please Explain The Point...

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We wanted a little Style, but we got a headache, instead. The kids over at Stylelist discovered this wholly unsexy, perplexing and somewhat disconcerting sex ad down in Soho. And, really, it's too genius not to pass along.

"Hear Boys Talk"? Um, are people really so desperate that they'll call in to hear some "soft chat". What does that even mean? Politics and shit? Do you discuss how much you miss The Comeback or your favorite ice cream or how to get drool stains out of your pillow? That's what relationships are for, not sex lines.

If we're going to spend our hard earned dough on a Chatty Cathy, we want them to be the nastiest fucks on the planet. We want them to say things that make us blush, cringe, vibrate and, more importantly, ejaculate.

(And, yes, Stylelist, we think the peg leg thing's weird, too.)

Comments


No. 1
Captain Ahab says:

Well...when are you going to call and post what you heard? Out Style didn't have the balls to call either. Pussies.

April 25, 2007 10:50 AM
No. 2
al says:

peg leg sounds hottt

April 25, 2007 12:34 PM
No. 3
jonny says:

you just don't get it. its over your head, outta your league.

April 26, 2007 6:43 PM
No. 4
WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT says:

THATS AN ADD FOR THE PEG LEG CLOTHING COMPANY

April 27, 2007 1:33 AM
No. 5
patrick says:

it says its free... do you think its really free?
somebody call and see if there is good chat, 646 is long distance for me.. i think thats new york city. what is that picture in the background of the sticker. is it s sticker or just paper? i like the colors (pink !! ) but the text is really silly. i dont think its for a clothing ad, where is the clothes? it probably has to do with peg leg meg the tranny from new york... she was in this monthes issue of manimal i think...

April 27, 2007 2:52 AM
No. 6
johnny says:

My closet is full of peg leg gear! Some day I'll come out of it.

April 27, 2007 5:46 PM
No. 7
peg leg says:

Listen you guys are so clueless ok? Like we are a totally original, revolutionary street wear clothing company. Like totally. Like gawd. You haven't seen our work with making our phat logo things look like a turkey? Do you know how much art school costs, do you? Do you? Come on. Dude. Street wear. Dude, fuck man. I mean guh, are you kidding me. Not that there's anything wrong with that I mean, man. I'm confused.

April 27, 2007 7:22 PM
No. 8
the real peg leg says:

Dude whatever, just grow up ok. Grow up. Seriously. You guys are just bullies.

April 27, 2007 7:29 PM
No. 9
peg leg says:

And I think you totally need to grow up and stop being a bully.

April 27, 2007 7:31 PM
No. 10
the real peg leg greg says:

I as well think all of you bullies should stop bullying.

I mean gee whiz, whats a guy got to do if he wants to start a revolutionary, street art bmx tshirt company?

You know what they say on the streets dudes:

When the streets are calling for art, dudes, you can't say no.

I mean really.

God just grow up and stop being such mean bullies. Let Street Art LIVE! 2007 peace, love and street art.

Greg Leg Peg

April 27, 2007 9:15 PM

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