We've just received an email from our friends at Out Magazine asking for a little help. (Yeah, we couldn't believe it, either.) It seems their on the prowl for the funniest, most side-splitting, knee-slappingest gay joke this side of Gayville.

We directed them to our sporadic series, Hardy Har-Har: Stupid Gay Humor, but we have a feeling they may be looking for something a little more special.

So, they're requesting that you, our attractive and oh-so-silly readers submit your favorite faggot funnies. The winner will not only get to see his or her joke in print but - wait for it - their name! Exciting, no?

Send all your comedic masterpieces to Jlamphier@out.com with "Joke" in the subject line. We're sure they'll love you forever. Or, at least, until someone funnier comes along.

Here's the catch: the deadline's tomorrow. Short notice, yes, but what else are you going to do tonight?

What's that? You've got plans? Can we come?