It all started way back when we wrote about Peter Rosenstein's sweet suggestion that the world celebrate Sexual Honesty Day. Honestly, we had no idea how to illustrate our little examination. We couldn't find a suitable picture of Peter Rosenstein and a picture of a smiling planet seemed a little, well, stupid.

Thus, we simply searched Google images for images correspondent to the word"sexual" and came across that picture of Tarzan and his little monkey basking in what our sick imaginations assume to be post-coital euphoria.

The image itself comes from a website erroneously entitled, The Best Page in the Universe. Obviously the man in charge is a complete nutter, because everyone knows that we're The Best Page in the Universe. Sucka just an imposter. But, we digress...

Tarzan's bestiality cover can be found in the "Unintentionally sexual comic book covers part one" section, which includes an unsettling picture of a young, coy-looking lad holding a cowboy's big log. No doubt we went looking for part two. But, alas, no such sequel exists...

Our hunger for tarnished, totally perverted childhood memories was not yet satisfied, so we continued searching until we remembered one of our favorite sites, Superdickery: the page dedicated to blasting the lid off super-heroes' racism, homosexuality and just plain comicalness...or something.

While were certainly love all the footage of Wonder Woman experimenting in various levels of bondage, we can't resist the Seduction of The Innocent library - a cornucopia of sexual innuendo. It's a hard choice to make, but if a gun were to our head and we were forced to choose our favorite, we'd have to say it's this picture of Spider Man getting pummelled in the butt by Sandman.

Yes, we know that's Sandman's hand spraying every where, but in our perverted imaginations, it's actually gallons of semen being forced out of Spider Man's loosey goosey mangina. (Disclaimer: Judging from the quality of the picture, it's pre-AIDS, so while a bit disturbing, we can't admonish for not using a condom.)

Anyway, we thought we'd share that with you. Why? Because the voices in our heads told us too. And it's Friday, so we thought it a clever way to send you down the golden path of procrastination.

Did it work?