Who's the only cop who can make a bomb from a cum rag, a hair extension and plastic explosives? Well, probably all of them, but none'll look quite so good as William Belli's sick, demented new character: Tranny McGuyver. Why not Matlock? "Because Matty's a queer", Tranny McGuyver says in the eponymous pilot.

We haven't heard whether or not it's been picked up (although, we have our doubts), we're happy to feature it here. Why? Because shameless self-promotion pays, that's why. And, of course, because we think you could use a giggle. (Especially if you're killing time between holidays by working. Bleck.)