You're probably all aware of the new airplane safety regulations following the thwarted terrorist attacks in the UK: basically, no liquids or gels of any kind (except sometimes insulin for diabetics) onboard the aircraft. Sure it's inconvenient for the everyman, but what about for a drag queen with dry skin? Fellow blogger Jackie Beat answers that question and more in her latest diatribe "Shakes On a Plane." A sample:

When a drag queen can’t slather some much-needed Aveda products on her sagging, aging equestrian face, we’re doomed. Because, although the world may indeed become a bit safer, it will be full of dry, ashy, wrinkled people. Ugly people who look their age.

SHAKES ON A PLANE! [Jackie Beat]