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— Mon, Nov 6, 2006 —
Ted Haggard Fashion Fun
100% Cotton, 100% Cheeky!
With all the Mark Foley and Ted Haggard homo-drama, it seems gay scandals are all the rage this season. We know you guys aren't one to miss a trendy, deliciously wicked boat, so why not head on over to Hollywood Ghetto at Cafe Press and get your very own Pastor Ted-inspired fashions?
The t-shirt pictured above must be our favorite. It's a bit hard to read from the picture, but it reads "Pastor Ted says: I'd rather be smoking meth". Sure, who wouldn't want to smoke a drug that rots your teeth and burns holes in your brain? We can't imagine anything better. Except maybe swallowing Drain-o.
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Preacher Ted says...
I sucked it, but I didn't swallow.
We need something that says "Saint Mike".
Have you ever noticed how the effeminate pastors all have the big flocks? The Evangelical pastors’ motto for Mega-Churches: “the more they seat the higher the feet”. Look at Joel Osteen from Lakewood church in Houston TX. He looks like Paul Lynde and Liberace’s love child. Joel sounds like a gay hyperventilating sheep when he speaks and his wife looks like RuPaul did her make-up. Don’t forget Paul and Jan (Clown Face) Crouch. Paul is still paying off a gay sex scandal from several years ago and Jan makes Tammy Faye look like a nun. These folks are on television all the time asking for money. Sick Sick Sick
i totally agree with the saint mike statement.
he has done more than any overpriced human rights campaign dinner to bring attention to the anti gay agenda. of course they probably won't give him the time of day as he has neve been in a boy band or is not on logo.
i hope he has someone to help him with his pr and his legal fees as these jesus freakazoids are going to be all over his ass in more ways than one.
ggreen, you are right about the evangelist...they all seem to be very lady like. i call it the "look at her" syndrome.
when channel surfing, you know you have come upon a religious program when you see a ms. thing in a bad suit.
i didn't hear about paul crouch sex scandal and i live in texas......how did they keep that under wraps?
jackejett
Joel Osteen always set my gaydar off. I'm almost certain he is gay. Hopefully one day he'll come out on his terms.
This is the best write up on the scandal from Maz Blumenthal at American Prospect
http://www.prospect.org/web/page.ww?section=root&name=ViewWeb&articleId=8589
Paul and Jan (Clown Face) Crouch are based in Irvine CA. Jan sits on a throne and askes poor people to send her their "grocery money because jesus likes it when people go hungry for him"
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