At least once a week we head on over to The Westboro Baptist Church's lovely God Hates Fags to see what's cooking with our favorite homo-haters. We usually don't stick around for that long - not because we're utterly repulsed (which we are), but because it's just so disorganized! Seriously, they need to hire someone to spruce it up a bit. They're not keen on the homos, so no help there, but we're sure they can find some closet case in their midst to make things a little more pleasant. Is it so much to ask for a better looking ugly website?

Anyway, we were just poking around and came across an incredible sixteen page collection of The Westboro Baptist Church's so-called "Patriotic Songs". Of course, when they say patriotic, they mean talking smack about how America's nothing but one big Sodomite-loving den of iniquity. Here's a mere taste of their musical stylings; we don't know the tune, but we sure do love the lyrics:

O wicked land of sodomites
You've reached the bottom rung
On top of all your filthy deeds
You eat each other's dung
...
O wicked land of sodomites
You love to worship flags
You wave ten like a bunch of fools
You're overrun by fags.

If anyone wants to make a music video and send it our way, we'll gladly post. Bonus points if you can get Fred Phelps to drop it like it's hot. Naked. (Ew.)