• Well, not really, but we bet the incarcerated producer behind Girls Gone Wild he'd love to profit off of Prison Guys Gone Wild.

• Details flippantly deliver the "truth": their rag's a total fag. Guess they really did deserve that GLAAD award.

• Whoopi headed to The View? That makes sense: she's kind of like a black Rosie O'Donnell. Only "not" gay.

• Boise State University and conservative Idaho Family Alliance's Bryan Fischer's "Transgender Bathroom Wars" continue. Honestly, we didn't know they had begun...

• We dont' understand a word of French singer Zazie's 1992 jam, "Sucre Sale", but we dig the homo-flavored, naked model filled video.

• Scandal-ridden congressman Randy "Duke" Cunningham denounced his anti-gay ways after buying a yacht from a bunch of butt pirates, according to Seth Hettena, author of Feasting on the Spoils. He told "Buoy Toys'" former owners,

I now vote pro-gay, and it's because of you [guys]... I'm sure I've met lots of gay people, but I've never met two guys that, you know, were outwardly gay and ... that I would consider drinking buddies and friends and boating buddies and people I want to spend time with ... that also said, 'Oh, by the way, I just happened to be gay.

The purchase even Cunningham to apologize to openly gay congressman Barney Frank for his homophobic potty mouth, according to Radar. The article also points out the yacht led to a bribery investigation that ended his career. We wonder if he's still keen on the queens.

Talk about a sick fuck: a Twin Falls, Idaho man has been sentenced to three to seven year in prison for trying to infect his girlfriend with HIV. Randy Sellee told his lady-friend that he had been battling cancer, not the virus that causes AIDS, thus she conceded to unprotected sex. It wasn't until months into the relationship that he finally came clean, so to speak. Deputy prosecutor Suzanne Craig had this to say:

She didn't know from day to day to day if she was going to develop the signs of HIV or AIDS because of this defendant's lack of care... Her tests have been clean so far. Perhaps when he is sentenced to three to seven years in the penitentiary it will sink in that he's got to stop having unprotected sex with the women in his life.

Um, shouldn't he have known that before?

Despite the trial and a restraining order, Sellee has been sending his now ex-girlfriend love letters from prison. Apparently he's hoping for some sort of reconciliation. So, not only is he a total bastard, but he's an idiot, too, because ain't nobody going to wait around for that release.

Monday mornings are the worst! We hate them more than we hate mysterious rashes and babies. To prove how much we hate them, we're going to follow Idaho resident Jim "No Irony Here" Valentine's (pictured in an artist's rendition) example and put up a sign declaring Monday's and their dreadful mornings are no longer welcome in our lives.

That's what Valentine has done with his disdain for homos and pedophiles, two groups of people the charming man lumps together like so much hay (or potatoes...). In an effort to protect his state from an influx of queers, he's erected a sign reading: "Peds queers fags your (sic) in Idaho now…” Another sign says, "Don’t fruit with Idaho kill yo-yo boy” - "yo-yo boy," of course being his loving nickname for a convicted murderer and child-rapist.

Valentine, who drives a car with a Confederate flag an a horn that plays "Dixie," has taken it upon himself to protect his state from the wiley, sickeningly depraved homos hell bent on taking over his waves of grain, dirt roads, and whatever else they have in Idaho.

Anyway, we think it's just a swell idea! So, we've just put up a sign of our own: "Monday Mornings, Go To Idaho. And, also, suck it."

(PS: Mr. Valentine, we don't think "fruit" can be used as a verb... What's that? You're trying to make a play on "fuck"? Oh! Damn, you're one clever bigot!)

• Brokeback Mountain is likely to sweep The Golden Globes tonight which means, yes, you have to watch. As if you weren’t going to anyway. [AP via Yahoo]

• Harrison Ford couldn’t possibly fit into any of the extra small t-shirt sizes you’d find at a gay men’s stores. Which leads us to believe he was shopping for his skinny galpal, Calista Flockhart. [Jossip]

• A right-wing group In Idaho is claiming a high school gay/straight alliance club is "a breeding ground for pedophiles." Won’t they be surprised to learn that it’s actually more of a breeding ground for pedicures. [KXLY]

• After the whole mess with Ford and the AFA, a French website ends up bestowing upon one of the company’s cars, the Astin Martin DB9 Volante, the title of the gayest car of the year. [Channel 4]

• RIP Oscar winner (and one time roommate to Marilyn Monroe!) Shelley Winters. [NY Times]