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— Thu, Aug 31, 2006 —
Jerry Falwell Does Not Have Anal Sex With Black Men

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If there's one person we loathe it's Jerry Falwell, so you can imagine only imagine the laugh we had when we stumbled upon this site. On it, one will find a litany of homosexual myths about Falwell and "factual" rebukes from an interested party. One such myth is:

MYTH: The Reverend Jerry Falwell is partial to stupendously endowed negro men, and has traveled to Thailand on four occasions to undergo reconstructive surgery on his sodomy-ravaged colon.

Yeah, that would be pretty incredible - can you imagine having to have your ass tightened four times? Those would have to be pretty big dicks, bigger than Falwell himself. Besides, who would have sex with Jerry Falwell? Gross.

It's the afternoon and you're probably clawing your eyes out at work. Do yourself a favor and check it out. We're not sure what's more ridiculous: the myths or the virulent denials, which were no doubt placed by Falwell himself.

Jerry Falwell Is Not A Homosexual! [Jerry-Falwell.com]

Comments


No. 1
Mike V. says:

You're having us on, right? You don't actually think that site is anything other than a spoof, do you?

August 31, 2006 5:02 PM
No. 2
jack e. jett says:

jerry doesn't know what he is missing.
that is why he is so bound up.

jack jett
www.jackejett.com

August 31, 2006 7:30 PM
No. 3
Huck says:

I heard that God had sex with Jesus and Jerry was their love child, maybe that is why he likes it up the ass?

August 31, 2006 9:36 PM
No. 4
Chad says:

Actually, it says so right on the site that it's a parody - in fine print at the very bottom. Still, it's hilarious!

September 1, 2006 12:58 AM
No. 5
SJ says:

Oops! Looks like someone fell in the sar-chasm. Read the fine print next time, hon.

September 1, 2006 3:34 AM
No. 6
Jeff says:

What idiots??

September 2, 2006 12:24 PM
No. 7
Ten-K says:

I saw Falwell at Townhouse in NY. He grabbed the bouncer's nuts so the guy punched his lights out and threw him down the stairs. I hear the bouncer still gets a teleflora from the Rev now and then

September 2, 2006 5:12 PM

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