For those of you who have been paying attention, we've developed an unwarranted and totally inexplicable obsession with Canadian homo-journo Jesse Trautmann (pictured) and his lamentable lamentations.

Elation doesn't even begin to descibe our emotion when we discovered a comment on the second Jesse Trautmann posting from Mr. Trautmann himself! Gracious - and far more eloquent than one may expect - Trautmann even provided a link to a less creepy picture we still prefer the first, though. He looks more dark and mysterious. In the one provided he looks...well, gay.

Anyway, upon reading his comments, a shriek of joy nearly escaped our lips, but then we remembered our cool as a cucumber demeanor - not to mention our keen awareness for the rich Europeans and babies surrounding us ( related ), so we'll have to save ourselves for textual exclamation: WHOOPEE!

See what Trautmann had to say for himself, after the jump. (We'll forgive the total disregard for grammar and spelling) And, yes, we know we're giving him free press. Whatever. Hopefully when he's famous he'll remember us and let us sleep on his couch.

Jesse Trautmann

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thx for taking the time to read my stuff let alone critique it. My articles, not essays, dare i say column because then you'd really stick it to me for the SATC similarities, are from the reality i call my life. In my defense no one can write about singles/dating/relationships in a post-SATC world without getting slack for wanting to be the next Ms. Bradshaw, what can I do? But feel free to keep reading and gossiping all you want, it's free PR for me!