• It was all about the Good Times last night at the eastern bloc-housed, Chris Bell-spun, Queerty-loved, Svdeka-soaked weekly party. Check out some pictures over at Twerking and plan your pose for next week. Same gay place. Same gay Good Times.

• Keith Olbermann names voter/gay scandal-ridden political, North Carolina Representative Patrick McHenry "worst person in the world".

• Trans activists in Massachusetts are pushing for a bill to lift their 100% natural rights. (Get it?)

• Fred Phelps and his rootin' tootin' Westboro Baptists are gearing up to protest Reverend Jerry Falwell's funeral. From GodhatesAmerica.com:

WBC will preach at the memorial service of the corpulent false prophet Jerry Falwell, who spent his entire life prophesying lies and false doctrines like 'God loves everyone'.

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• Watching Anderson Cooper giggle with Jon Stewart about Angelina Jolie's hotness is like watching Ellen DeGeneres fawn over Jesse Metcalfe.

• Sure, Ryan Seacrest, you're totally into girls — even if Vince Vaughn is "at the top of my hump island when it comes to guys!" [Wizbang Pop]

• Jonathan Rhys Meyers is looking for a premiere gay role to really take his career to the next level. 'Cause the fag he played in 1998's Velvet Goldmine wasn't socially important enough. [Towleroad]

Last night, Comedy Central's gay/straight content ratio surpassed even the theoretical gay/straight ratio of the human population, as it was a central subject on The Daily Show and The Colbert Report, plus there was a bonus interview with former Secretary of Education and well-known religious hate-monger William Bennett.

Jon Stewart thoroughly eviscerates Mr.Bennett in less then seven minutes, embarassing him and even getting him to admit that gay marriage is an inevitability. So that means that time is running short for Mr. Bennett's new book, entitled Marriage Is Only For Straights: Just Because, and he must sell as many copies as possible before his book is rendered irrelevant. We recommend he choose his television appearances more wisely in the future.

Check out videos of all three segments over at the Malcontent.

A Stewart and Colbert MPA Tag-Team [The Malcontent]

• We’ve helped start a trend. Lesbians are this year’s new hot accessory! [Manhattan Offender]

• Our boyfriends never pack our lunch. Neither did our mothers. If they did we’d insist they use these camo sandwich bags. They are the shit. [Cool Hunting]

• The porn industry is gathering in Las Vegas for the GayVN Expo and John Russell promises to blog all of his dirty deeds. [Romancing The Bone]

• And if that gets you all hot and bothered, Bo Wildwood will be start writing today from Vegas as well. Who knew porn people could wipe the lube and jizz from their hands long enough to hop behind a keyboard. [Plowed]

• Jon Stewart has been tapped to host the Oscars. This should be good. [LA Times]