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— Wed, May 16, 2007 —
Some Actress Thinks Timberlake's A "Fairy"
Ponders Pop Star's "Missing Balls"

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Sallie Toussaint certainly didn't mince words when it came to Justin Timberlake. The - um - actress known as "woman from opera" in The Departed and "Blinged-Out Girlfriend" from a singular The Sopranos episode wonders what people see in the fey J.T: "I would definitely not date a guy like [Timberlake]! Bringing sexy back? Why doesn't he bring his b - - -s back?" We're assuming the word Page Six chose to censor is "balls". Although, we do wonder: if J.T. has lost his balls, how, where, why, when...and, most importantly, who?

Ms. Toussaint goes on to explain her ire's origin:

After the Janet [Jackson] thing where he didn't step up, I stopped liking him. He could have helped tremendously by just being a man, but he didn't. He ripped her top and ran. Timberwuss is quite the fairy.
If this hopeful starlet doesn't have a publicist, she needs one. If she has one, she needs to fire them.

PS: We may have found photographic evidence of Timberlake's "fairy" behavior. Careful, though - it's not safe for work. In fact, it's not safe for anywhere. The image you'll see after the jump will haunt you for life...

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No. 1
bakalakas says:

That's go gay!

May 16, 2007 1:24 PM
No. 2
bakalakas says:

That's so gay!

May 16, 2007 1:25 PM
No. 3
Dawster says:

what? no "dick in the box" reference?

May 16, 2007 1:25 PM
No. 4
James says:

She does have a point. Timberlake did act like a little punk after tittie-gate.

May 16, 2007 1:29 PM
No. 5
EricCz says:

HEY! Flipper's not gay...he's gay friendly!

May 16, 2007 2:23 PM
No. 6
EricCz says:

HEY! Flipper's not gay...he's gay friendly!

May 16, 2007 2:23 PM
No. 7
EricCz says:

HEY, Flipper is not gay...he's gay-friendly!

May 16, 2007 2:24 PM
No. 8
EricCz says:

HEY! Flipper's not gay...he's gay friendly!

May 16, 2007 2:49 PM
No. 9
jim says:

Suddenly that R.E.M. song just jumped into my head, "Shiny Happy People."

May 16, 2007 3:11 PM
No. 10
el polacko says:

yikes... i just, coincidentally, read an article about having gay sex with dolphins (they are totally up for it.. but oral only guys, 'cause otherwise they can literally fuck you up with their prehensile weiners) so maybe this 'actress' has a point..... ?

May 16, 2007 5:34 PM

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