The New York Daily News ran this bit earlier in the week about Dwayne Buckle, a Manhattan filmmaker who made the mistake of telling a lesbian he could "fuck her straight." Gay or straight, you can probably guess what happened next...

We've got all the details after the jump...

To make matters worse, Buckle supposedly declared his shagging powers to a group of gal-on-gal girls, and of course they were having none of it. By the time all was said and done, hair had been pulled from scalps (and "triumphantly waved," according to at least one witness), people had been choked and the accused learned a valuable life-lesson: mind your own business.

Check the DN story, though—the overblown prose alone is worth your time.

"I'm a man!" lesbian growled during fight [Daily News]