New York Times' Sunday Styles section got all lesbianic with its investigation into Palm Springs' Dinah Shore Weekend. Named after the since-renamed Dinah Shore golf championship, the annual event draws gaggles of gay girls looking for a sapphic socialization, drunken dykes and, of course, labial loving.

The bacchanal boob fest's so alluring, in fact, that it has veterans from all over the globe:

Gail Schamanek, 57, a general contractor with elegantly close-cropped silver hair, a matching gray silky blouse and dark glasses, has been attending Dinah parties — and even some golf matches — since 1984.

“This is the best women’s week on the planet,” she said, keeping her gaze focused on the go-go dancer’s platform. “Lots of eye candy.” She nodded in the direction of the dancer, who was busy doing splits, gyrating and taking money out of people’s mouths with her own.

“She’s very talented,” Ms. Schamanek said. She pulled a wad of bills out of her bra, folded a $5 bill and moved closer to the platform.

We don't know who this Gail Schamanek is, but she seems like a down ass bitch. Don't you just love the image of this 54-year old lesbian sidling up to some to trot go-go dancer and slipping in a few bones, all coy like and shit? That, coupled with the fantastical photo above may make this the most boner worthy Sunday Styles article in history. Or, rather, wet worthy...

Daughters of the Dinah, Unbound [NY Times]