After two years of homo-lovin', Alan Cumming and his American boyfriend Grant Shaffer are making honest men of one another. Mark Malkin from E!'s Planet Gossip reports that the two did the dedicatory deed this weekend in London.

The British city, however, can't claim status as Cumming's first choice: in a November interview with attitude magazine, Cumming discussed possible wedding plans, saying:

I think if we could get married in America we totally would have by now. I'd have my friends Andrew and Sue as bridesmaids and also Cyndi Lauper and maybe Liza. But then maybe she's had enough of gay weddings by now... especially after her own!

It's worth noting that we offered to give Cumming away, but he declined, citing the fact that we're not homies and that, in fact, he wouldn't invite us to the wedding, anyway. (And he didn't. He did, however, invite Rufus Wainwright and actress Mary-Elizabeth Mastrantonio.)

Don't think married life's going to slow Cumming down: his latest directorial offering, Suffering Man's Charity starring (surprise!) Cumming, Anne Heche and David Boreanaz, debuts at March's Austin-based South by Southwest Film Festival. He's also starring in the forthcoming fag-coaches-rugby team tale, Coming Out with Catherine Zeta-Jones. For his part, illustrator Shaffer's been hard at work on the storyboard for Mike Nichols' Charlie Wilson's War, starring Amy Adams. If you want to take a closer look at his work, check out his website. His other work includes Madonna's Bedtime Story and the comic book, Thirty Types of Passion (we love those nerdy types).

Mazel to the tov, gents. May you be together forever. Or, until the end of time. Whichever comes first.

We've been following the Gest/Minnelli divorce with a wary eye. You've probably heard about the herpes allegations and all the boozing, but that intrigues us not.

What we find most intriguing is the bodyguard assistant angle: M'Hammed Soumayah, who once counted Minnelli as his illustrious employer, is suing her for $100 million. Soumayah claims Ms. Liza with a z beat him and attempted to bed him in exchange for his job.

Shocking, right? We love Liza as much as the next fag, but if she tried to get us to fuck her, we'd ask for $200 million. And a yacht.

In an upcoming Newsweek interview Liza Minnelli says she isn't sure how she obtained gay icon status, but perhaps it has something to do with her, shall we say, unconventional looks:

“I think probably Barbra (Streisand) and maybe even Cher and myself in school felt like outcasts because we didn’t have standard looks...Maybe what a gay icon is, is a person who is rooted for — in other words, cheered on — by people who feel different.”

Well gosh, perhaps it also has something to do with her domination of 1970's musical theater in gay-themed shows Cabaret and Chicago (if you haven't rented Cabaret yet, you must), her short-but-amicable marriage to super-gay Peter Allen, her raging drug habit fueled by regular appearances at Studio 54, and her disasterous marriage to gross Botox posterboy David Gest. And wasn't she the daughter of Judy Garland, or someone like that?...

She also says in a contest between herself, Cher and Streisand to determine who’s the No. 1 gay icon, Cher would win. We say it's all a wash.

Liza Minnelli Loves Her Gay Fans [MSNBC]

• Contestants are gettin' nekkid for the The Eurovision Song Contest, basically the European version of Idol. And we thought the drag queen from Bulgaria was fun. Why won't Ace and Chris Daughtry drop trou? No fair. Go look at the rest of the pics, delish. [Casual in Istanbul]

• In celebration of the release of the (admittedly really good) release of Liza with a Z, Liza Minnelli slurs her way through an interview with Larry King. Fret not if it doesn't make sense, it's not supposed to. [fourfour]

• Richard Gere and a gerbil? Keanu and Geffen? Bowie and Mick? Check out these gay urban legends debunked. [Gay.com]

• The Gays in NYC have something to scream about: Liza Minnelli is set to perform at Bloomberg’s inauguration. Brian Ellner must be thrilled. [ABC News]

• The gay community lost several prominent players this year. Gay.com remembers, but leaves out Luther Vandross too. [Gay.com]

• Clay Aiken’s boyfriend is a singer/dancer/hairstylist. We can’t fought him. We love men with multiple talents too. [Perez Hilton]

• Out lists the gay folks they’d like to play Survivor with. Yes, it’s as inane as it sounds! [Out]

• We're scratching our heads on this one. So gay guys in Hong Kong under 21 who are caught having sex go straight to the slammer? Isn't that sort of like handing a lush the keys to the liquor cabinet?

• Paris and Nicole are looking for a few good lesbos. (via Defamer)

• Upstate New York television sets just got a whole lot gayer.

• Madge sings about Kabbalah on her new album. The song's titled "Isaac," not "Esther."

• R.I.P. Leo Sternbach, creator of Valium and the man responsible for sending countless celebrities to the Betty Ford Clinic. Somewhere Liza Minnelli is lighting a candle. (Thanks, Thomas)