We truly had to do a double take when we saw the picture above. Just look at that hair, that leotard, those legs. We were convinced Madonna had entered the ice skating competition at the Olympics. Until we saw the pretty girl's face. Not the face of a botoxed hussy approaching 50.

She inspired young girls in the 1980s to wear wedding dresses and rosaries. And all these years later, they’re still dressing like her.