Former gay porn star Matt Sanchez may claim to be straight, but it seems the conservative hero's up to his old tricks. A reader swears that he stumbled across Sanchez's horntatically homo Manhunt account, the optimistically entitled "Wrist_Thick". Obviously intrigued, our reader asked Wrist_Thick for more pictures and received the image you see here. That certainly looks like Sanchez, who claims to be straight.

You may recall Sanchez garnered endless ink after being feted at the Conservative Political Action Conference. Marine reservist Sanchez claimed that his peers at Columbia University picked on his army-loving ways. Some eagle-eyed homos, however, recognized him as gay porn star, Rod Majors, who starred as a top in such films as Jawbreaker.

According to Wrist_Thick's profile, however, he can "get into fucking". He also informs Manhunters that he's not into blacks or Asians. Ah, discrimination: the great American tradition:

Also, it's worth mentioning that Sanchez claims to be 33-years old. We all know, however, that he's got a few more years on him: three, to be exact.

Read Wrist_Thick's entire conversation with our reader, after the jump.

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Those Brazilians sure are competitive. First, Made in Brazil hosted the 2006 Hottest Brazilian Contest, then came the Mr. Brazil face off, and we have The Hottest Brazilian tournament.

Mix Brasil and Manhunt have scoured the sex-crazed web-page's archives to find the top ten Brazilians up in the 'mo mix. Now it's up to you to decide which one comes out on top. The winning stud receives an all expenses paid trip to São Paulo pride.

So, what do you get? The satisfaction of knowing that you've helped someone pretty. And, really, isn't that what life's all about.

Head on over and cast your vote. We voted for this dude - the only one with body hair.

Someone out there may care to know that Manhunt will now be giving away its patented (read:relabeled) lip balm at all their sponsored events. How generous.

We originally received the not-so-exciting news from a publicity flack and, honestly, didn't even know how to approach this particular story. A fellow editor, however, also received the mass email and forwarded it us with this little note: "They should create a lip balm with Abreva in it! Now THAT'd be useful on Manhunt." Agreed.

• Because we learned how to split our matzah without making an unsightly mess!

• Because Details proves out point: it shouldn't have been honored by GLAAD.

• Because, like Christ, Faggoty-Ass Faggot has risen from the dead. But they're not concerned with your spiritual salvation. No, no, FAF has bigger fish to fry: your Manhunt grammar. You should be ashamed...

• Because people fell for the Tron ban. Seriously, the movie came out in 1982 - why would they ban it now?

• Because Italian reality show contestants masturbate on national television!

• Because John Waters doesn't like jury duty.

Oh man, seems like Clay Aiken may be up to his old tricks, if you will. Gossip monger Perez Hilton has posted a set of photographs and text from what seems to be Aiken's attempt to get a little cock action.

Writing under the disgustingly saccharine and totally unsexy name, happychappy2, a man looking suspiciously like the American Idol runner-up wrote, "I do have pics - but I have a VERY recognizable face and can't post them". He then said he'd send them along if his would-be butt buddy promised complete discretion. Unfortunately internet based promises don't mean shit, thus, the conversation and some webcam pictures are now readily available here.

While we can't say for sure, it seems to us that the boy is, in fact, Aiken. Of course, this can mean only one thing. Okay, two things: one, obviously he's a big cocksucker (or, at the very least, extremely curious) and, two, he's got no brain.

Seriously, there's endless speculation over your sexuality and you still put yourself and your career at risk by trolling Manhunt? Dumb, dumb, dumb. Good thing the boy's duped millions into thinking he can "sing", because doesn't seem like he's got much else happening for him...

Another week, another barrage of comments from you, our most favoritest of readers. We're still reeling from that last post, so we'll keep this brief.

After the jump, see what we had to say about what some of you had to say about what we had to say earlier in the week. Phew, we're spent!

Have a good weekend, sexy beasts. Grrrr..

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In a perfect world, former child stardom would garner former Who's The Boss star Danny Pintauro oodles of readily available cock. The harsh reality, however, is that the once sweet-faced homo's been trolling Manhunt for his dose of mangina. And, as happens, his NSFW pics have made their way to the blogosphere, thanks to that sicko perv Frank Griggs and a report from Canadian journos.

In the profile, Pintauro describes himself as "sexy, passionate, fun, verbal, obedient (and) open to anything", which means, of course, means that he's definitely willing to give you the titillating title of "ass boss". He also admits that he sometimes uses drugs. Shocking!

If you're at all in the mood to see one of Hollywood's nubile sweethearts bear all, head on over to !! omg blog !! to make your dreams come true. We checked them out and they're really not that exciting. Although, we must admit, we're impressed by Pintauro's penchant for cock rings and jock straps. We figured him more of the feathery boa and lace negligé variety.

Remember the post Manhunt.net being down? No? Well, it was only two posts ago, so you're either not reading very closely or just plain stupid. Or, possibly, both. Anyway, you can dry those sperm-filled tears, horndogs. A reader left this comment:

shhhh. hush now, baby.
it's back up. and they gave their members three free days for any "inconvenience it may have caused."
merry christmas.

i don't know that i've ever thought of not being able to get off as an "inconvenience." manhunt makes me thoughtful today. [sic, obviously]

As for manhunt making you thoughtful, reader - well, it's a start. Now go on out there and find a hole to fill! Be sure to call our name while doing so...

An exasperated reader just sent us this love note:

As awful and as incorrect as this sounds: WHY IN GOD'S NAME IS NO ONE REPORTING ON THE FACT THAT MANHUNT HAS BEEN DOWN FOR TWO DAYS?!

To answer your question, sexually frustrated reader: we don't know anything about it. We're not big Manhunters. The men come to us, you see, thus we've really no need. But we're sure some of you low down dirty skanks out there knows a thing or two, so we'll graciously accept any information you can provide.

Hopefully this will start a tidal wave of concern, otherwise Gayville will be consumed by a tidal wave of pent-up sperm. That would be horrible. And messy.

A reader sent us this story from In Newsweekly: the same paper HX Media just gobbled up in its quest to devour all of gay media. Anyway, it appears Joe Kalinowski got fucked over by a conman he met on Manhunt.

It also seems that Kalinowski may be the dumbest man on the planet. Consider the articles opening paragraph:

On the night of April 25, 2005, Joseph E. Kalinowski logged into his Manhunt.net account and searched for a potential partner. One of the best-looking options was "Aaron Snyder," who said he was a doctor, lawyer, member of a secret black ops military unit fresh from Iraq, steer wrangler, police officer, and the heir to a family fortune

(When Kalinowski's not embroiled in a lawsuit, perhaps he wants to submit his first person account to Why Gay Me?)

If you thought that Britney Spears story was big, wait until you hear this one: Manhunt.net now has the distinction of calling itself the biggest homo website in America. Huge, right? How huge? We don't know, we haven't read their profile, but we're thinking long and thick.

The press release (note: not a news release), states:

Since it’s inception as a phone line dating service that still exists today, Manhunt.net has grown into a virtual gay microcosm that reaches all 50 states, Canada, Mexico, Australia, Brazil and the UK. This week, Manhunt.net continued its growth by launching in all of Western Europe. The site adds about 10,000 new members every week and bills itself as the world’s fastest growing gay website.

It is primarily geared to facilitate gay male sexual hook ups, but has grown into a place where friendships and serious relationships can begin.

Don't be fooled, though. Manhunt's rise to power proves that we gays are just as slutty as ever. (It's nice to have some stability, don't you agree?)

Full release after the jump...

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It's well known on the Internet that gossip blogger Perez Hilton (aka Mario Lavandeira) is pulling a Single White Female on Paris Hilton, first befriending her, then idolizing her, only to try and assume her identity by wearing a wig and going down on her boyfriend. He has now gone one step further in becoming Ms. Hilton by flopping his privates all over the Internet.

Yes, Perez Hilton has an active Manhunt profile, but the intrigue doesn't stop there. He is trying to fool poor, unsuspecting Manhunt members into believing that this:

is actually this:

and that his manhood, which you can see after the jump [NSFW], is "8 inches." For someone with his finger on the pulse of "all media," we find this all shockingly out of date.

'Ate Too Much Pez' Hilton X-Posed [ELH]
PEREZ HILTON EXPOSED [Faded Youth]

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