• Did the Knut the polar bear's birth lead to Yan Yan the panda's death? Who knows, but that picture sure is precious! Way more precious than some stupid panda. Literally.

• What do you do when your boyfriend doesn't cum enough? According to homo-journo (and co-called"semen sexpert") Alvin Tan, you either get a new technique or trade him in for a horse. Or you can be thankful you don't have all that clean-up. It can get tricky.

• So, this hag from New Mexico wants to marry her fag, but she doesn't know what to do. Because, you know, he's a fag and she's a hag and...well, you know. In an effort to clear her queer-minded head, she writes to Dear Abby (who, of course, isn't the real Dear Abby. She's dead.). And guess what the fake Dear Abby has to say? Tax breaks do not a marriage make. Shit, could of fooled us.

• If you have a question - any question! - you should definitely ask Margaret Cho. And, if she likes it enough, she'll totally videotape her response.

• Iran may release Faye Turney: the only woman among the 15 captured British soldiers. Discrimination doing good? That's crazy.

• Will Arnett can't stop talking about George Clooney's stunning good looks. Also, Janet Jackson totally doesn't know him, but she knows Jason Bateman. Poor Will...

• The boys from The Dog House on the meaning of on the meaning of "pansy". Click here for their source's definition of "prick".

• Jane Pratt had sex with Drew Barrymore. Related: Jane Pratt has a new radio show.

• Joseph Gordon-Levitt gets all snap happy with some asshole (and asshole loving) photogs.

• The Goonies may be coming to Broadway.

• Underwear company Andrew Christian and Instinct have teamed up for The Blackout Tour during which they'll turn out all the lights and swing glow sticks. DJ Seth Gold insists it's so people can really focus on listening to the music. We think it's so people rub up on each other, but we're also total philistines.

• Meanwhile, another Under Warrior, Ginch Gonch, has teamed up with Jimmy Im and eastern bloc (and us, too) for the weekly party, Good Times. Details after the jump.

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A few weeks back we alterted you to the impending lesbian internet revolution: OurChart. Named after L-Word Alice's ever-expanding labia-love chart, the site's more than just a cross-promotional money grab. There's plenty of original content, including what promises to be one of our favorite things ever: Girltrash!, a campy"Pulp-Fiction-style lesbian noir" web-based show that follows a pack of lesbians around LA's drug-dealing underbelly.

Sounds good, right? Well, if this video of Jordana Brewster's any indication, it's going to be great. Seriously, where else can you get find someone taking 18 seconds to deliver the wholly ridiculous line,"You don't know who the fuck you're dealing with, you motherfucking cocksucking pussy!"? Nowhere. As if that's not enough, Margaret Cho plays Brewster's rival, Ming-Lao (pictured).

We think we just came.

(Yeah, the video's a bit wonky, but we couldn't resist the opportunity to post Brewster's rant. Don't be discouraged: there's some more high quality footage over at OurChart.)

• Radio With A Twist launches this weekend all over the USA and the first guest is Margaret Cho. We’ll be listening. [Radio With A Twist]

• George Clooney on Sam Alito, “I don’t want to do any damage to the Alito nomination, but Grant and I were at a midnight screening of Brokeback Mountain last night. Judge Alito was there. He had been there since, like, 3 o’clock I think. Wearing chaps. A big cowboy hat, chaps and that funny bolo tie thing.” [Open All Night]

• Poor Kathy Griffin! Divorce filings, being fired from E!, and now a botched Lasik surgery. Girl has some bad luck. [Lady Bunny]

• The Gays love their hair. A San Francisco doctor has advice on products, coloring, and what to do when you start losing your hair. [Gay.com]

• Can’t get gayer than this: Images of Rafael Verga mashed with Madonna’s “Hung Up.” Seriously, we’re sure Apple is even over the song by now. [Oh la la Paris]

• Oprah's style bitch Nate Berkus has finally published his own design book. Lucky for us, he's in almost every picture.

• Sheryl Swoopes adorns the cover of the new Advocate demonstrating that holding large balls still puts a smile on her face.

• A UK register's office is replacing pictures of "Romeo and Juliet on a Swing" with gaudy landscape paintings so as to not offend gay couples. Guess they're totally fine with offending our sensibilties.

• Madge says she first fell for her husband when she saw him with his shirt off. That settles it. She's definately a "gay man in a woman's body."

• Margaret Cho's Bam Bam and Celeste will close Outfest's Fusion film festival. We have high hopes for what could be the best fag/fag hag road trip movie ever.

• Margaret Cho returns to television with a Fox sit-com. Let's hope the netwok's execs are nothing like the weight Nazis over at her former TV home, ABC. If so, they may insist the already trim Cho dwindle down to the size of its malnourished star, Mischa "Skeleton" Barton.

• A former homo male nurse is accused of offing several gay men, chopping them up, and then tossing the bits along a New Jersey freeway in little plastic baggies. And you say serial killers aren't creative nowadays.

• Fabian Basabe gets pissy if people say his old man is broke, but is totally okay with being labeled a queer. We just call him annoying as all hell.

• RuPaul and Lady Bunny will be in WeHo this weekend for the Kimberly S CD release party at Factory. Work it.

• We don't think the new study that says gays love snapping up Volvos, Volkswagens, and BMW's makes us sound shallow and materialistic. It makes us sound stylish and materialistic.

One of the funniest women alive, we queers absolutely adore Margaret Cho, the world’s premiere fag hag. She’s also hip enough to have joined this blasted blogging phenomenon on her own site. Cho’s just released her fourth concert film, Assassin, and stars in the upcoming self-written gay road trip comedy, Bam Bam and Celeste.

Will you be getting into your rough relationship with ABC for the upcoming All-American Girl DVD commentary?

Yes! And it is actually a great DVD set. It was so surreal watching the thing - after what seems like a lifetime.

Are there any blogs that you surf regularly?

I love Atrios, Buzzflash, Daily Kos.

What do you personally get out of blogging?

It is like a journal entry, and I can reach lots of people very fast!

Are there any things about yourself that you are reluctant to blog about or put into any of your films?

I don't think so unfortunately.

What is your greatest source of inspiration?

My parents. They came here with $125 in 1964 and they still have it!

After the jump, the fab Ms. Cho dishes about her favorite queenie governor and her humps.

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•Dan over at Ex-Gay Watch shows us this wonderful graphic showing ex-gay testimonials from Exodus. Apparently God speaks to people in night clubs and has the power to cure AIDS. Hallelujah!

•Wed-Rock, an evening of all-star comedy and music performances to voice opposition to the Arnold's recent veto of the gay marriage bill, is set for November 7th in Los Angeles. The eclectic line-up includes Andy Bell, Margaret Cho, Nina Hagen, Alan Cumming, John Cameron Mitchell, Kelly Osbourne, Yo La Tengo, and Yoko Ono.

•Get ready. This Sunday churches across the country will discuss the "tough issue" of porn. Oh my! That is a missionary position we are down with. Thanks Brian.

•Singer Chris Cagle reenforces stereotypes about country music fans by releasing a press statement saying that he has found out his new baby was fathered by another man. A guest spot on Maury Povich and a new album dealing with his pain we bet are in the works. Thanks Johnny

•Andy gets a snapshot of the new gay on Real World Key West. Are we the only one who thinks the bartender looks a lot like Mr. Towle?

• Bush nominates spinster Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court. Honestly, how many dykes does the Court really need?

• You've seen the grainy pics, now see the shaky grainy video. Kate Moss + Coke = 4 minutes of snorting fun!

• We helped liberate Poland from the Nazis just to end up with the possibility of having homophobic twin brothers in power?

• Margaret Cho announces on her own blog that the gay-free All-American Girl DVD will be out in January. Let the bitch-fest commentary begin.

• Who needs marriage legalized in all 50 states when we can all just skip over to Massachusetts and get hitched? Well, sort of.