Hey kids, head on over to The Advocate for an article featuring speech quotes in which Mark Foley lauds his male pages! Here's a selection of our favorites with the demented commentary you love so much:

In a June 6, 2002, send-off, Foley warned ''all of you not to cry in front of me, please, so I can get through this very important day with you without shedding tears as well.''

For the sight of all that untarnish meat going into the world must have really stung.

Adam, thank you for the graduation announcement... I sent you a handwritten note, and I was actually going to put some money in it as a graduation present...Then I realized he would tell all of you, and then I would get hundreds of graduation announcements. So I chose not to.

Too bad he didn't have the foresight when he was writing emails to other boys.

''I do take a special interest in each and every one of you."

Yes, very special. So special, in fact, that it kept me up at night and I had to work my shit out just to get a little relief.