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— Wed, May 23, 2007 —
Mary Cheney Births Son!
Resting Comfortably, Vagina Not So Pleased

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Blesses news from the White House: Vice President Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter, Mary Cheney has given birth to a son, Samuel David Cheney. The 8 lb, 6 ounce boy came bursting into the world this morning at 9:46. Miraculously, the lesbian's love child does not have horns or a pointy tail.

Ms. Cheney and her girlfriend, Heather Poe, are no doubt relieved that their controversial child has come out safe and sound. Congratulations to the Cheney family - except for you, Dick. You blow.

In celebration of young Mr. Cheney's birth, Family Pride will be hosting a virtual "baby shower" on which readers can chat about the little bundle of joy.

Tagged: Dick Cheney, Mary Cheney, News, Politics

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→ No. 1
jono says:

Of course the child doesn't have horns or a pointy tail.. not like he's Jewish or something...

hahahahahahahaha

May 23, 2007 6:33 PM
→ No. 2
Tb2 says:

Um.... I'd say all the Cheneys blow, actually.

Mary? blows
Lynne? blows

*maybe* dick blows more, but they are all assholes

May 23, 2007 6:48 PM
→ No. 3
Tom says:

Did anyone check the baby's scalp for the "666" birthmark?

May 23, 2007 7:28 PM
→ No. 4
john says:

hopefully Mary's dies and then there's a custody fight for baby Satan.

May 23, 2007 7:59 PM
→ No. 5
Paul Raposo says:

With a new soul to feast upon, VP Cheney will extend his life another few years. God help us all.

May 23, 2007 8:00 PM
→ No. 6
dizzyspins says:

moments after this picture was taken, Lynn distended her lower jaw and swallowed the baby whole. She later burped up a swaddling blanket and a few tiny fingernails.

May 23, 2007 10:28 PM
→ No. 7
Dev says:

Virgin Mary (in Virginia) gives birth - Second Coming!

Rejoice!!

May 24, 2007 11:34 AM

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