Former gay porn star Matt Sanchez may claim to be straight, but it seems the conservative hero's up to his old tricks. A reader swears that he stumbled across Sanchez's horntatically homo Manhunt account, the optimistically entitled "Wrist_Thick". Obviously intrigued, our reader asked Wrist_Thick for more pictures and received the image you see here. That certainly looks like Sanchez, who claims to be straight.

You may recall Sanchez garnered endless ink after being feted at the Conservative Political Action Conference. Marine reservist Sanchez claimed that his peers at Columbia University picked on his army-loving ways. Some eagle-eyed homos, however, recognized him as gay porn star, Rod Majors, who starred as a top in such films as Jawbreaker.

According to Wrist_Thick's profile, however, he can "get into fucking". He also informs Manhunters that he's not into blacks or Asians. Ah, discrimination: the great American tradition:

Also, it's worth mentioning that Sanchez claims to be 33-years old. We all know, however, that he's got a few more years on him: three, to be exact.

Read Wrist_Thick's entire conversation with our reader, after the jump.

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Matt Sanchez is exploding all over the place. Radar recently deployed our favorite rascal, Jack E. Jett, to chop up the porn star-cum-marine. The results are more perplexing than Dina McGreevey's ignorance of Jimmy's jimmy-loving.

At one point in the interview, Jett asks Sanchez to describe the difference between his two adult alter egos: Rod Majors and Pierre LeBranche. Sanchez replies by accusing Jett of some good old fashioned self-hatred.

Okay, there is a current of homophobia involved here or at least self-loathing from the gay community. This is horrible. They are taking a situation and saying, "You're horrible because you suck cock," and frankly, I don't ever remember sucking cock on film, and it is not something that I ever enjoyed.

Later in the interview, Sanchez seems to contradict himself. Though he tells Jett he's not gay, when Jett asks him if he ever enjoyed having sex with other men, Sanchez answers in the affirmative:

Did I enjoy sex with men? [Hesitantly] Sure. You know, there are societies out there that don't define people by who they have sex with.

Well, yes, there certainly are - ours, however, isn't one of them, particularly not when discussing someone who insists they're not gay and goes on to speak on behalf of a homophobic institution, ie: the Army.

Perhaps the most damning statement, if you will, comes when Sanchez equates gays with fundamentalist Muslims:

Gay men are like fundamentalist Muslims. If you leave their religion they have to send out a fatwa and demand your execution.

So, Mr. Sanchez, you're admitting to at one point being a practicing homo?

Someone get Sanchez a publicist, because obviously he doesn't know his head from his asshole. Or is it his asshole from his head? We don't know anymore, our heads are spinning from all this asshole's double speak.

Strife of the Party [Radar]

Matt Sanchez may have more legal problems. The Marine Corp has been investigating the corporeal's porny past, but now the Marine Corps are looking into fresh charges that the man once known as Rod Majors may have pilfered funds from at least two organizations in a phony effort to travel to Iraq. The Marine Corp Times reports: .

..Sanchez’s participation in porn films was part of the investigation, but that two of the three allegations against him involved lying “to various people, including but not limited to, representatives of the New York City United War Veterans Council and U-Haul Corporation” about deploying to Iraq at the commandant’s request.

“Specifically, you wrongfully solicited funds to support your purported deployment to Iraq” by coordinating a $300 payment from the UWVC and $12,000 from U-Haul, [Staff Judge Reserve Col. Charles] Jones wrote.

Not surprisingly, Sanchez has denied the allegations. He also insisted that joining the Marines changed him:

The Marine Corps is a conversion experience, what men were before they joined is not as important as what they become.

That sounds suspiciously like a tag line from a dirty film.

Sanchez investigation wraps up today [Marine Corps Times]

The Marine Corp may be a mere signature away from a full-blown investigation into conservative solider Matt Sanchez's porny past. Air Force Times reports that Col. Stephen Brown currently has a form that would allow the Corp to delve into Sanchez's admitted career as a porn star. Sanchez claims that he hasn't acted in a gay porn since 1992, but that producers used footage up until 2006, thus making it appear as if he's been more active.

Regardless of his timeline, members of the Corp can be booted for appearing in gay pornographic material. Air Force Times says:

According to the Marine Corps’ Separation and Retirement Manual, “Marine reservists who act in pornographic movies while not in a drilling status are subject to administrative separation with an other-than-honorable discharge based on commission of a serious offense, that being indecent exposure.”

Apparently Sanchez isn't that worried. He says, "They'll have to do what they have to do... The biggest thing is owning up to it and moving on." Yes, well, you didn't really own up to it until you got called out. Also, as we said before, there ain't any moving on from this one, homie. We're not holding our breath for a conviction, though - rumor has it that Sanchez has already been told he's going to get off.

• There's a scourge wreaking sartorial havoc on gay communities - men who refuse to age gracefully. Pretty scary, right? Don't worry, Patrick Huguenin can help. First, you have to decide where you're coming from and where you want to go. We're leaning toward a rake (pictured). Pretty sexy for a sketch, no? [Genre]

• Outrage! outraged over Ghana's anti-gay laws. They best be careful, lest they have another Nigeria controversy. [UK Gay News]

• Arkansas advanced a bill to ban gay adoptions. Fuckers. [Arkansas News]

• Mr. Show on reparative therapy. [QueerSighted]

• Where's The Simpsons Movie premiering? Springfield, of course. Which Springfield? That depends on which one's got the most Simpsons love. [Houston Chronicle]

• Lesbians love Amy Winehouse and her drunken ways. But, really, who doesn't? [AfterEllen]

• Matt Sanchez had a little chat with Michelangelo Signorile. Joe from Joe.My.God's totally got the audio. Best if taken with a grain of salt and a whole lotta disbelief. [Joe.My.God]

• Gay veteran and Don't Ask activist, Eric Alva to General Peter Pace: "Judging gay men and women in the military for factors unrelated to their fitness to serve undermines our military's effectiveness." [Pink News UK]

• HRC said something, too. [HRC]

• General Peter Pace to world: "I admit I shouldn't have said anything, but I'm still not apologizing to a bunch of immoral butt fuckers. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go fuck Ann Coulter up the ass." [HuffPo]

• Finally, a friend sent us the video for a German toilet commercial. Let's just say it makes us reconsider how, where and when we do our next line of blow. See for yourself, after the jump...

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No wonder Matt Sanchez kept his interview with Joe.My.God so short - he had bigger fish to fry, like his piece in today's edition of internet daily, Salon.

Sanchez admits that he predicted this monumentally porntastic outing and that, yes, he asked for it, but his porny past doesn't hold a candle to his conservative mission:

I never imagined that I could become a "public figure" without facing scrutiny. And I sought attention. I'm the first to admit that I want to be heard, read and taken seriously. But some issues are complex, and some really are simple. People complain of a lack of depth in public discourse and the way complicated debates get compressed into meaningless sound bites. Well, porn is just ... porn. Self-explanatory and without depth. The pictures do the talking, and however many pictures there may be in video stores or warehouses or online, they still don't have anything interesting to say.

Huh? You lost us... What were you saying about porn? "I started off as a liberal but I progressed to conservatism. Part of that transformation is due to my time in the industry." Oh sweet Jesus - the conservatives are going to eat this shit with a spoon...

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Can't get enough porn star-turned-conservative hero, Matt Sanchez? Well, take a little peak at the MSNBC Countdown round up up the scandal and journo Max Blumenthal's opinion on the matter. He's not pleased with Sanchez, that's for damn sure.

(Many thanks to Jordy from virtual matter! Gold star with sprinkles, homie!)

We don't want to call Matt Sanchez a liar, but we've just been reading over Joe.My.God's short interview with the gay porn star-turned-conservative soldier and we can't help but feeling that something's rotten in the state of Douchemark.

As we mentioned yesterday, our friend Andy Towle claims to have dated the icon formerly known as Rod Majors. Sanchez, however, insists he's straight as an arrow:

JMG: Do you consider yourself gay?

SANCHEZ: Boyfriends: 0 Fiance: 2 Wife: 1. I'd say I'm pretty bad at being gay.

Hmm, either Towle's confused (which we doubt) or Sanchez is a total phony. Oh, wait, we knew that already. Of course, there's always the possibility that Sanchez didn't consider poor Towle a "boyfriend", but just a fuck buddy. Sorry, Towle, but something tells us you'll survive.

Sanchez may not be a cocksucker (except when he's getting paid...and filmed), but he does support Ann Coulter's recent faggot flinging:

I personally wouldn't have used the word faggot in public like that. That said, Ann made a joke and that's just what she does. I wouldn't want her right to speak breeched in any way. The complaints from all these pissed off people is hilarious. I know Ann gets a kick out of being a provocateur, and these hissyfits will probably figure in her next article.

That is if there is a next article...

Oh - and, yes, Sanchez has a book in the works. No, he doesn't want to talk about it.

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Matt Sanchez Speaks Out!

Gayville's a buzzin' with news that conservative hero Matt Sanchez worked in gay porn. Well, since we first posted on Joe.My.God's findings, there have been a few updates. First, good old Andy Towle says he and Sanchez used to date. Some sleuths uncovered Sanchez's old escort page - he apparently specializes in leather work (NSFW, obviously). And, perhaps the most exciting development, Joe's secured an interview with Sanchez. Unfortunately Sanchez has exams right now, so it'll post tomorrow. Sad, yes, but perhaps you can tide yourself over with this email sent from Sanchez to Joe:

Wow, who knew a little award and a couple of pictures would get me all this attention? Death threats, hate mail and plenty of strangers who want to be my "friend"--and it's not even 4 pm!!! I'm going to be writing a piece and posting it on this site by tomorrow. You'll forgive me for the delay, but between this week's midterms, my full-time job and working out at the gym, there's just not enough time in the day.

Sounds like Sanchez is a busy man. Something tells us, however, things are only going to get worse. Sure, tons of people may be out for his blood, but we're sure it'll pay off in the end, by which we mean he'll be offered a lucrative book deal a la Mike Jones.