While we're on the subject of books that pop out at you, you may be interested in the newest release from those big kids at Melcher Media: The Pop-Up Book of Celebrity Meltdowns.

Above you can see Paris Hilton about to make her sex-tape. Notice Rick Solomon getting a nice, long look at her twat. Very life like, no?

In addition to seeing Hilton thrust, lucky readers get a glimpse of Hugh Grant's hooker tryst, Russell Crowe lobbing a phone and - of course - Kate Moss snorting blow.

Sure it's not as...engaging as DX3, but we're sure more than a few out there celeb-watchers are happy to know about it. And that's what this job's all about: making you happy.