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— Mon, Aug 7, 2006 —
Queerty Presents: The Men of MySpace, Part I

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Remember a few weeks back when we had you nominate the MySpace profiles of your friends, lovers, ex-lovers, and your own damn selves? Now you understand why: Let us introduce "Queerty Presents: The Men of MySpace," our completely superficial contest where you get to choose who, among the hundreds of nominees you submitted – seriously, there were a lot – gets the dubious award of Queerty's Man of MySpace.

Monday thru Thursday of this week, we'll be introducing you to three Men of MySpace each day, as selected by your semi-qualified Queerty editors. It'll be your duty to vote each day for your favorite — based on personality, looks, number of friends, profile personalization skills ... whatever criteria you require in your own MySpace Man. On Friday, we'll bring together the top picks from each of the four days for one final vote — and the winner of this final round will receive the dubious honor of Queerty's Man of MySpace.

And what does the winner get? Some hot free swag, courtesy of aussieBum. The outfitter from Down Under will be providing the winner with a selection of its highly sought after swim gear, which can make anyone's ass look tight. So let's get to the voting, shall we?

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Meet Ernest. This 23-year-old from Orchard Park, N.Y., was most recently spotted at a Kelly Clarkson concert. Besides connecting with him on his Harry Potter obsession, perhaps you'll go after his chiseled chest and abs? If nothing else, help this "Michael from Queer As Folk" character add to his lowly 47 friends. [Visit Ernest's profile here.]

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Next up is Josh, a cute 21-year-old hailing from Salt Lake City. He's the "long walks on the beach" and "cuddling in front of a movie" type. He's also the running and swimming type. Bonus points? He's a pilot. Josh's nomination came from someone who didn't even know him — except on MySpace. Won't you join his online fan club? You'll be competing with his 112 friends. [Visit Josh's profile here.]

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And lastly, today, we've got Mikey, whose St. Louis locale makes us hope he's got a Midwestern drawl. He claims to have served in the Army (hot) and ran for U.S. Congress in '04 (even hotter). He claims to have a daring sense of humor, which we'll have to ask one of his 466 friends about. The kicker: We're not sure how Dolly Parton's "9 To 5" playing in the background of his MySpace page is going to play with voters. [Visit Mikey's MySpace profile here.]

So who's your vote?

Who's your Man of MySpace for Part I?

Ernest

Josh

Mikey

We'll be back with you tomorrow with Part II — and the final results on Friday. And be sure to add Queerty as your MySpace friend. Visit our (soon to be revamped) profile here.

Tagged: Contests, Men of MySpace, Myspace

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You posted a photo of Ernest's boyfriend (the first photo). The real Ernest is found by reading the captions of the linked myspace page.

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There's three more days of nominees, folks. Surely by now you know Queerty isn't a white-only website.

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