Let's see....hmmm....I see him! There he IS! It's...oh gawd...it's Zoolander!

None of 'em. Stick with the original. I prefer the mildly skanky look.

They all look shit. But, if I must choose, I'd say the third shot. The first is too well lighted, the second is a nauseating close up and the third shows us the least amount of Lucas. Maybe instead of a pic, you can just have the word LUCAS! sorta like LIZA! know what I mean?

Hahaha I luv it I say go with a pic from the Movie Zoolander!!!!!! Especialy if Mr. Lucas doesn't like the one you are currently loosing..either that or charge him your rate advertising since all of his approved pics has company logo.....It is your blog after all...

Are there any where he's not eating lemons?

He has better pictures IMDB than these overly made up shots. He is better looking with less make up and airbrushing.

Well, if you use the third picture people will think he's blind.

Ha! Lemons . . .

I agree with cjc, these publicist approved stills don't capture that magical self-indulgent aura that Mr. Lucas owns.

Does the first pic not remind you of Buddy from The Kids in the Hall? http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/d/da/250px-Scottbuddycole.jpg

I would love to see his "suprised look"

He needs a logo. A big, pouty, lip logo.

God, please, please, PLEASE do not ever use any of those images. They are horrorific. Too much light and make-up make him look like Paris Hilton going Drag King. Can't his people send over something else? How about a picture of a fresh lemon? The man needs to cool it, because god damn I am tired of his D-list antics—scratch that F-list (I'd never insult the amazing Kathy Grifith by placing her in his league).

Stick with the original. You can tell he has his right hand up his ass and he’s about to pull it out hence the sunken cheek lemon suck look.

PS If he needs a new look why not get circumcised?

He looked okay in person, I don't know why he has to make the kissy-pouty face. Someone not give him a pony on his birthday? He ought to throw in a smile or two. Anyone notice the odd resemblance in the third pic to the singer from Dangerous Muse?

I say go with the first. Its chock-full of Don Johnson Douchebaggery.

The new pics all look like shit. Stick with your original. In that one, at least, it is as if he is hot.

Porn Kings must show skin...therefore use original shot.

Why does he get to dictate the picture you use?
Just because he won his La Dolce Skanky lawsuit?
Blech.

I say find an even more unflattering pic and use that.
Fight the man!

The first one, white suited Lucas looks best.

OMG Zoolander, never thought of that, fits him PERFECT.

Though we should call him Zoopander!

Tell Zoopander to fuck off, he ain't paying your bills.

What and arrogant jerk. That man would show up to the opening of a garbage dump if the press were present.

How bout we find some of his "pre plastic surgery pics" and use those instead. Or maybe some screenshots when he did porn in Europe before he reinvented himself (with help from the sugar daddy that backs his porn company) and landed in the US.

He looks the best in the first shot, so be sure to pick a different one!

I say definitely post a pic of Derek Zoolander in the future instead of buying into his vanity.

I like the little pouch the black tank top gives him. Porn kings need a spare tire.

Couldn't you just design a nice icon for him ("the porn-mogul-formally-pictured-as-michael-lucas"), and use that instead of a photo? It'd make my day so much more pleasant...

booohaha! and I thought I had mental problems. She ain't right!

Can't you find one with a nice erection?

oh queerty,

you always find a way to keep things so... interesting... between us.

-bryan christopher

ps - i personally prefer the middle one.

pps - i had a boyf named 'brian' once! with an 'i'! and he was pretty gay.

These pictures both suck and blow.

Did he get his bottom lip stuck in a drain pipe?

Michael, can you can the Blue Steel look? You're really not a bad-looking chap when you SMLE. You know, that thing that happens when you turn the sides of your mouth up?

Do any of you find him hot?....Seriously....I don't see the attraction at all. Well, maybe if you are into an STD look.

I think these photos are pretty sexy. But what really impresses me is the amount of attention Michael Lucas gets while the Prez (see above) gets a free pass. Trust queerty readers to focus on what's truly important to our lives!

Michael looks just fine! Jealous anyone?

If you're going to use one of his sanctioned photographs, then definately use the thrid shot. However, Mr. Lucas might need to look at the current photo again...it's much sexier than his choices!

32 comments in five hours must be a queerty record. Do we have Lucs' competition to thank for thse lame jokes?

^^^ I don't think so, just a lot of people are sick of this guy getting so much attention. It's the Sanjaya Syndrome: If we want him to go away, we just have to stop talking about him so much.

I vote for number three, if I have to pick. I am still fond of the standard pic. The first too are wayyyy too Zoolandered.

the original or the white suit work for me, but i'd much rather see him in all his erect glory .. he has a nice one.

CHEESEBURGERS! CHEESEBURGERS!

Call me back when he's gained twenty pounds.

Zoolander!

how about a general moratorium on this tired, tired, fellow and his news?

I agree with D. Tired. Its amazing what a photographer can do. If you saw him walking down the street (as I often do) you would not even give him a second look. I say we have a reader contest to send in candid pics.

Anybody notice how in the first (white outfit) pic, you can't even read half of the URL?

The original is sexier, but if you want to change, go with #3 - and cover his logo/URL with something hot/obnoxious just for spite.

I say use the pic YOU want, and stick a dunce cap on him. I don't really have an opinion on the guy otherwise, but as a journalist myself, he needs to learn that he doesn't get prior restraint.

He looks the most sleazy in the third pic, so that's my choice. But, photoshop the hell out of it, all the way to parody.

I should think Mr. Lucas would be thrilled with any of these re-touched and air-brushed photos. If you've seen any of his latest films, he hardly looks a bit like these pictures. Instead of worrying about what kind of job you can do with a glamour shot, he should be consulting a Dr. as to why his face and body are deteriorating so rapidly. Perhaps it's his diet; if you know what I mean. And, in the meantime, you might suggest to him that he stop making an appearance in his films. If I want to walk around 'limp' all day.....why waste the money on buying his 'movies'? One other thing........tell him to not voice his opinions, on ANYTHING. His rudeness and intellect don't make him anymore attractive, either. In other words, "back to the storyboard, Michael."

He's nothing but a huge Russian Jew who's parents were house cleaners. What's up with that non existant chin? He is so unsexy I can't for the life of me understand his success.