It’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for: the publication of activist hooker Mike Jones’ tell-all memoir, I Had to Say Something: The Art of Ted Haggard's Fall.

The 240-page volume gets down and dirty on Jones’ first shameful encounters with the disgraced Evangelical leader, their three-year working relationship and Haggard’s inevitable, damned descent into sex, drugs and orgies...

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Hooker-turned-hero Mike Jones is nothing if not tenacious. As we reported earlier in the week, eBay pulled the plug on his charitable auction of his massage table - the same massage table upon which he used to fuck fallen Evangelical pastor, Ted Haggard.

eBay representatives insisted the matter amounted to nothing more than a minor technicality in filing. Others, however, wonder if the Christian Right had something to do with it. Delaware-based Transforming Congregations' Reverend Karen Booth penned an angry letter, promising the website would feel her and her brethren's wrath unless they cancel the auction:

I have put an alert on my ministry’s national website and have also informed other national Christian ministries, including the American Family Association. (The auction is also being discussed on several Internet blogs.) If the offensive listing is not removed, I will encourage my supporters to boycott eBay, which I also intend to do.

And, since you're feeling so generous, send Karen Booth a little electronic love: transcong@aol.com. [Thanks, Joe]