Despite his rough and tumble rolls in movies such as The Transporter and Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, we bet British actor Jason Statham is a big teddy bear. What we wouldn't give to get a little silly with him! Or, moderately amused.

Before taking the big-screen, Statham worked as a professional diver, even scoring himself the 12th place in 1992 World Championships. Unfortunately, there aren't many pictures of him from those days. That's okay, though, because his still fine and we still want to fuck him.

Find out why, after the jump.