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— Tue, May 1, 2007 —
Morning Goods: Noah Mills
Model Makes Our Morning

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Good morning, readers! We hope you're all well, although we imagine a few of you would be better if you woke up with American male model, Noah Mills. This Baltimore native sure does sizzle, perfect for those groggy morning hours! Put some fire under your ass, after the jump...

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Comments


No. 1
Chapeau says:

Yawn.

Where's the beef?

May 1, 2007 8:28 AM
No. 2
Ryan says:

someone buy that man a cheeseburger.

May 1, 2007 8:31 AM
No. 3
Mr. Kuntz says:

whew !!!! I thought it was just me. Make that a double Shake Shack cheeseburger

May 1, 2007 9:12 AM
No. 4
Mr. Kuntz says:

On second thought, He might pass out waiting in line

May 1, 2007 9:14 AM
No. 5
George W. Tush says:

Hmmm... perhaps he's sexy to a coked out fashion designer, but all I see is bones and attitude. Who needs it?

Let's get some men in here, please.

May 1, 2007 9:19 AM
No. 6
EricCz says:

Can't we just go back to the Brazilian models?

May 1, 2007 9:50 AM
No. 7
Alan down in Florida says:

Looking at the photos my immediate reaction was "Yawn." Reading the comments I'm glad to see I wasn't alone.

May 1, 2007 10:28 AM
No. 8
nystudman says:

toothpick legs, straw arms & flat ass. Next!

May 1, 2007 10:45 AM
No. 9
Martini-boy says:

Not good enough for my grill.

May 1, 2007 11:17 AM
No. 10
The Billster says:

Hot, but in a very "I'm the coolest high schooler" way.

Next, please.

May 1, 2007 12:33 PM
No. 11
Kazz says:

Smooth and toned. Works for me! Better than fat and hairy!

May 1, 2007 12:48 PM
No. 12
Liam says:

Boring...

May 1, 2007 1:46 PM
No. 13
Roy says:

Man, you guys are certainly picky! I think the guy is totally hot! He's got a slammin' body and a beautiful face. You boys are a bunch of haters. Seriously. Oh, and he's not too skinny! Maybe it's been a while since you've seen your waistlines and you're projecting your frustrations?

May 1, 2007 2:02 PM
No. 14
brandon says:

Well some of us like slender guys.... I think he is rather hot.

May 1, 2007 2:07 PM
No. 15
bri says:

Mills simply smolders in that first shot. The lighting is so evocative of Marlene Dietrich...

May 1, 2007 3:15 PM
No. 16
dons888 says:

he's hot and yes i'm not into muscle queens.

May 1, 2007 5:51 PM
No. 17
Nic Chua says:

Noah's very sexy ... except when he talks. Seriously, youtube him. He sounds nothing like you would imagine him to sound like (ghetto). On second thought, I'd still hit, since I love wiggers.

:-D

May 2, 2007 12:05 AM
No. 18
robert says:

i'd like to see pictures of all those pissy faggots that left those comments.

May 2, 2007 10:23 AM
No. 19
a girl says:

wow.. i always thought gay men had the BEST taste, and here you all are bashing one of the most stunning men to ever exist. unacceptable!

May 21, 2007 7:10 AM

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