



Man, where has Phoenix been all our lives? More importantly, we'd like to know where he is now! Next Door Male says he's one of their most requested models. Usually we'd fact-check a claim like that, but after looking at these pics, we'd probably believe anything they told us about this hottie...










Butter-Face
greaseball (which CAN be hot, sometimes)
Yeah, the last few pics without the hair, the peach fuzz, and the necklace (oh god, the fuggin' necklace), look hot.
The last few pics are hot. The other ones look like he is part of the velvet mafia.
Is it just me, or is there something about him that is just...yuck.
Last one is the best.
I'll still take Christopher Meloni happily, thank you.
Oh come on now fellows. He is hot. . . in a Guido/Porn star sorta way.
I like the last pic the best too. No plucked eyebrows, no cheap-ass necklace. He's got dead eyes though, so no modeling career for him. ='(
Vinney! Meloni all the way!
His upper body is weirdly deformed. Why do people work out, if they're going to look like overused Stretch Armstrong dolls?
He's hot you guys "still" sound fat and jealous...
I don't get the stretch armstrong thing.
Do people like the barrel-torso look?
I like this look much more, isn't this the classic tapered V look? Nowadays, too many people have steroid belly overdeveloped mid sections. When your waiste is bigger than your hips, it's never a good look - muscle or fat.
Ok, how is no one commenting on how amazing his ass is!!
Let me be the first. . . . HIS ASS IS AMAZING!
why are you queens so critical? Give the wasp a break.
other than his man's size and the triangle (which is a result of genetics rather than practice, i guess).. he's just common boy next door...
(if only they have other adoring pose such as the last one)
Neferew: Ya puts it out dere, ya gets da comments. It's obvious from the poses & website, etc., he's a model, or model wannabe. it comes with the job :)
I'd say: horrible haircut, too-defined V torso, lousy bijoux, cracker face, teensy-weensy love handles.
BUT: great butt, defined bod, cute button outie, beautiful Adonis line, good skin.
Definitely needs to quit sucking in his gut, though. that never works.
ew.
he looks cheesy.
ew.
he looks cheesy.