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— Wed, Apr 18, 2007 —
Morning Goods: Phoenix

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Man, where has Phoenix been all our lives? More importantly, we'd like to know where he is now! Next Door Male says he's one of their most requested models. Usually we'd fact-check a claim like that, but after looking at these pics, we'd probably believe anything they told us about this hottie...

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Comments


No. 1
kevin says:

Butter-Face

April 18, 2007 8:49 AM
No. 2
nystudman says:

greaseball (which CAN be hot, sometimes)

April 18, 2007 8:58 AM
No. 3
C. Gerard says:

Yeah, the last few pics without the hair, the peach fuzz, and the necklace (oh god, the fuggin' necklace), look hot.

April 18, 2007 9:06 AM
No. 4
Matt says:

The last few pics are hot. The other ones look like he is part of the velvet mafia.

April 18, 2007 9:16 AM
No. 5
rdw says:

Is it just me, or is there something about him that is just...yuck.

Last one is the best.

April 18, 2007 9:42 AM
No. 6
Vinney says:

I'll still take Christopher Meloni happily, thank you.

April 18, 2007 10:26 AM
No. 7
Frozen North says:

Oh come on now fellows. He is hot. . . in a Guido/Porn star sorta way.

I like the last pic the best too. No plucked eyebrows, no cheap-ass necklace. He's got dead eyes though, so no modeling career for him. ='(

Vinney! Meloni all the way!

April 18, 2007 11:02 AM
No. 8
Gregoire says:

His upper body is weirdly deformed. Why do people work out, if they're going to look like overused Stretch Armstrong dolls?

April 18, 2007 11:19 AM
No. 9
alan brickman says:

He's hot you guys "still" sound fat and jealous...

April 18, 2007 12:57 PM
No. 10
Frozen North says:

I don't get the stretch armstrong thing.

Do people like the barrel-torso look?

I like this look much more, isn't this the classic tapered V look? Nowadays, too many people have steroid belly overdeveloped mid sections. When your waiste is bigger than your hips, it's never a good look - muscle or fat.

April 18, 2007 2:36 PM
No. 11
Sivart says:

Ok, how is no one commenting on how amazing his ass is!!
Let me be the first. . . . HIS ASS IS AMAZING!

April 18, 2007 3:41 PM
No. 12
Neferew says:

why are you queens so critical? Give the wasp a break.

April 18, 2007 4:17 PM
No. 13
dr says:

other than his man's size and the triangle (which is a result of genetics rather than practice, i guess).. he's just common boy next door...

(if only they have other adoring pose such as the last one)

April 18, 2007 5:31 PM
No. 14
nystudman says:

Neferew: Ya puts it out dere, ya gets da comments. It's obvious from the poses & website, etc., he's a model, or model wannabe. it comes with the job :)

I'd say: horrible haircut, too-defined V torso, lousy bijoux, cracker face, teensy-weensy love handles.

BUT: great butt, defined bod, cute button outie, beautiful Adonis line, good skin.

Definitely needs to quit sucking in his gut, though. that never works.

April 18, 2007 6:01 PM
No. 15
Isaac says:

ew.
he looks cheesy.

May 16, 2007 2:47 AM
No. 16
Isaac says:

ew.
he looks cheesy.

May 16, 2007 2:47 AM

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