You may recall that we posted three Christmas themed videos yesterday. We had Mariah Carey's wish-filled serenade, Nirvana singing to RuPaul and the Kenneth Hill offering "The Gayest Christmas Video Ever". So we've pretty much blown our Christmas load.

In honor of Global Orgasm Day, we want to blow another kind of load and have selected three splooge worthy videos. After the jump, you will find the following: David Banner's "Play", George Michael's "I Want Your Sex", and Toni Braxton's "You're Making Me High".

We've included explanations for all.

"Play" By David Banner: Yes, it's about getting a woman off, a sentiment we understand may be a bit unsettling for some of your queens out there. So, here's some advice: add the word "man" before "pussy" to get "man pussy" and switch "clit" with "dick". You'll live. Plus, Banner offers what may be one of the most raunchy songs in history. If there's one thing we love, it's raunch, even if it does involve dripping vaginas.

"I Want Your Sex" By George Michael: Now that he's come out as a cocksucker and wood cruiser, we think old GM needs to remake this video. Sure, he can keep some of the ladies, but some sweaty go-go boys with big, flopping "wee-wees" and rubbing their man + pussies would definitely spice it up.

"You're Making Me High" By Toni Braxton: Basically, this video makes us high. And wet. Not only are there hot ass men, but it's hard to resist getting a little saucy with yourself when rocking to Ms. Braxton's naughty beats.