The video's cute and all, and I'd take to my backyard with Justin's Timber-rake any day, but the song's just okay, and a little overly self-referential. Yes, JT you sang a song called "Dirty Pop". We remember. Okay, Nelly, you coined the whole "Hot in Herr" thing. That was in the past. Let's move on. And for the love of god, if the ladies are shirtless by the pool, the mens outta be as well, dammit.

And nude, oiled-up male torso wasn't the only thing missing -- visible high heels are noticeably absent for the majority of the video. We saw a fuzzy boots/bikini combo poolside (Boots? Poolside? Are you cereal?), then plenty o' ladysneakers, followed by a rollerskate and even a lyrical reference to stilletos -with the word "stilletos" spelled out on-screen - but otherwise we don't get no shoe-love until the the last four seconds of the video. I think it's a conspiracy. JT let Manolo Blahnik give him a rimjob and he doesn't want anyone to know.

what a bunch of crap