The reality of crack's a stunning, wholly depressing one, but when rapped about by The Dogs... well, it's unintentionally hilarious.

We admit, we feel bad for the little girl the kids taunt: "Your mama's on crack rock". But, of course, that's all the compassion our homo hearts can muster and we our grimace - um - cracks when The Dogs let it loose:

Now, I saw the girl again.
[Yo Rick, What you sayin'?]
She was down on her knees and the girl wasn't prayin'.
She was trickin' on a trickster.
She was trickin' mighty hard.

And, in case you couldn't predict, we dedicate this to Shirley and her chanteuses. With love, of course...