


We're sure Rockwell's "Somebody's Watching Me" never would have seen the light of day had it not been for his father, Motown founder Barry Gordy. Nor would he have nabbed Michael Jackson to sing back-up. Regardless of its nepotistic roots, the 1983 chart-topper stands as one of the greatest singles ever.
One question: what's up with that accent? You're from fucking Detroit, duder.
I quote Lonni Love,
"Ain't nobody watching you Rockwell, you ain't that fine!"
Oh, I disagree. Love watching him.
Soo fine.