Considering Keira Knightley's dubious claim that she wants to look like Beth Ditto, we can't resist posting this Absolutely Fabulous-inspired Junior Vasquez track. We're not the biggest fans of JV, but you know we love us some Ab Fab.

It's also worth noting that we listen to this song when we're feeling fat and ungorgeous. It cheers us up for 3 minutes and 35 seconds. Then we go back to sobbing like a baby. Unless it's on repeat, in which case we're deliriously self-confident until the music stops. The moral of the story: don't stop the music.