• Nate Berkus shows up on the cover of O at Home magazine, looking as good as always and bent over in our favorite position. [Oprah.com]

• Howard Stern picked the brain of Clay Aiken's bedpost notch John Paulus on his radio show this morning and Paulus revealed that Clay is (gasp!) a top! [The Malcontent]

• A "study released by gay rights advocates shows gay and lesbian students in Iowa schools are subjected to taunts and harassment." And in other news, the Earth revolves around the sun. [Radio Iowa]

• The Family Institute of Connecticut has evidence that gay & lesbian homes are harmful environments for children. Paparazzi photographs of Michael Jackson and his occasionaly balcony-dangling, constantly shrouded kids don't count. [The Boston Globe]

• Gawker has announced the winner of Project Runway and It's Nick who just so happened to get eliminated from last night's episode! Yeah. Not so much. [Gawker]

• Attempting to cash in on Brokeback Mountain as much as he can, Heath Ledger has put his Aussie home up for sale. [Towleroad]

• Seemingly always a big step ahead of the U.S., gay Brits get to register for civil unions starting today.

• Spokane mayor James West claims he’s sworn off dick. That is until he loses tomorrow’s recall election and finds himself in a month-long gay sex bender.

• Gay porn star/jail bird Mark Dalton has been released from prison, where he likely spent most of his time practicing for his comeback Falcon video.

• Fluff piece central USA Today does a nice job of revealing absolutely nothing about interior design queen Nate Berkus. Aside from the fact that he’s just absolutely gorgeous. Come to think of it, it sounds exactly like the sort of consequential piece we would write about him.

• The Simple Life bitches continue to parlay their reality show success into more crap we’re sure we’ll just eat up. Well, almost. While we think a Nicole Richie sitcom is a great idea, even we’re tiring of image-whore Paris Hilton putting her name on just about anything.

• Wonkette points out that CNN is so aware of their queer viewers and their adoration of Anderson Cooper.

• Oprah's style bitch Nate Berkus has finally published his own design book. Lucky for us, he's in almost every picture.

• Sheryl Swoopes adorns the cover of the new Advocate demonstrating that holding large balls still puts a smile on her face.

• A UK register's office is replacing pictures of "Romeo and Juliet on a Swing" with gaudy landscape paintings so as to not offend gay couples. Guess they're totally fine with offending our sensibilties.

• Madge says she first fell for her husband when she saw him with his shirt off. That settles it. She's definately a "gay man in a woman's body."

• Margaret Cho's Bam Bam and Celeste will close Outfest's Fusion film festival. We have high hopes for what could be the best fag/fag hag road trip movie ever.

• Jeffrey Brezovar is many things: gay model, boyfriend to Nate Berkus and, um, father to Camryn Manheim's baby.

• Bored with Desperate Housewives so far this season? You're not alone.

• A lesbian has accused her basketball coach of kicking her off the team for being gay. We're siding with the coach on this one. Who in their right mind would kick a dyke off their basketball team and still expect to win?

• Kanye West has blasted homophobic hip-hop lyrics, but how does he feel about his music appearing on a gay TV show? Well, that's another story.

• Ohio plans to open a museum documenting the history of gays in the Buckeye State. And we thought museums couldn't get any gayer than Liberace's.