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— Thu, Apr 5, 2007 —
Cross Dressing Firefighter Ignites Sexual Panic
Children's Entire Futures Ruined By Mere Sight!

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We're not easily shocked. We've seen it all, so the sight of 46-year old Steven Cole in a bikini doesn't really raise an eyebrow. But, it certainly did for one Ohio father, who called the coppers after seeing Cole "fondling" himself at a neighborhood park. Police pulled Cole over, found him to be drunk and took him to lock up. Pretty standard, right? Right. We did raise an eyebrow, however, at the Cincinnati Enquirer's account. Cue the screaming children and hysterical women!

Cole was arrested after a Mason father [Troy Harphant] enjoying the balmy spring weather at the park spotted him and called police.

Harphant was at the park with his wife, Wendy, as they watched their daughter, Hayley, 6, zip around on a bike path on her pink Barbie Princess scooter.

At least 100 other adults and children also were at the park, Harphant said.
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[Harphant] then followed [Cole's] truck as it drove around the park – including by the children’s playground - and called police on his cell phone.

Oh the horror! Those poor children! Steven Cole's a monster! He must be strung up by his testicles so he remembers what it's like to be a man!! And then he must be forced to clean that little girl's Barbie Princess scooter, for it has been tarnished by his sick, twisted ways!

Christ, this shit reminds us of brouhaha in Knoxville. Are we living in the dark age? Well, we're not, but apparently the sun doesn't shine on Ohio. Or, at least, not the Enquirer.

Tagged: News, Ohio

Comments


No. 1
BeeDee says:


I can't believe you tired bitches are making a fuss over another pseudo-news outlet twisting and manipulating a story into a tawdry, mean-spirited piece of crap for the sake of juvenile entertainment. You thought you were the only ones aloud to take an inadequate number of facts and twist them into urinalistic fun at the expense of the potential victim? Next you'll be trying to make fun of the Globe and the National Inquirer.

Pot - Kettle - Black.

April 5, 2007 10:46 AM
No. 2
queertardo says:

BeeDee, did you mean "allowed" or does your queerty come with an audio feature thus making them the only ones "aloud" to take facts and twist them? Oh, and has the noun urinal now become an adverb in the English language?

April 5, 2007 12:00 PM
No. 3
Edna Kuntz says:

Steve, I told you before, ask me first before you borrow my bathing suit. Oh and don't forget to return my long silver go-go boots.

April 5, 2007 1:45 PM
No. 4
Amber LeMay says:

Well, you could've at LEAST told us which bar it was... it might be worth a trip from Beaver Pond, Vermont to try and enter!!!

Also, outside of Dayton is a town called Eaton. Once, in a mens room in a bar in Oxford, OH (home of Miami University) I saw this piece of graffiti - "I'd rather be datin' a girl from Eaton than eatin' a girl from Dayton."

April 5, 2007 3:44 PM
No. 5
Frozen North says:

Are you F'n kidding me?

You make this about his transvestite ways, while the guy is caught fondling himself at a public park? Further to that, you are claiming that the newspaper article seems trumped up, but it has a direct quote from the caller?

Who can take you seriously about real issues, when you extend yourself so foolishly for this crap?

Frankly, if any guy were found driving around a park with children, or fondling himself near a park loaded with children, or both!!, I'd hope you'd call the police. At the minimum the guy was found to be driving around drunk, that's reason enough to call out his bikini-clad ass (period)

April 5, 2007 4:39 PM
No. 6
vin says:

He's kinda hot actually :I

April 8, 2007 3:29 PM
No. 7
KL says:

Lets leave Steven alone. As far as i can see, he didn't brake any laws. And i agree with the poster who stated he was"Hot"

April 9, 2007 9:18 AM

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