Are you sure about that? Orgasmic enough to drown a whale?

Some whales eject as much as 33 gallons of sperm... which really would be enough to drown a man. (*I cringe to think of swimming in a tub of whale sperm... eww eww eww*)

Congratulations. Alas, your mention is in a story heavily infected by the pompous, mentally-constipated Chris Crain. He had a record of absurd, gay Repug-leaning pontifications before he was gay bashed in Amsterdam. Perhaps the internal damage was greater than reported given than shit like this is coming out of the wrong end: "I definitely think (Ken Mehlman’s) sexual orientation is newsworthy, but is it newsworthy enough? I don’t think it’s justified as journalists or right as a movement to go that far into someone’s private sexual life to prove to the world they’re a hypocrite." You were supposedly leaving the country, Crain, but like anal warts will you NEVER ENTIRELY GO AWAY????!!!

And, what horseshit his opinion is that outing Haggard somehow cost us domestic partner benefits in Colorado when, in fact, it is a rabidly homophobic state, home of Focus on the Family and US Constitutional amendment initiators Marilyn Musgrave and Wayne Allard and countless other antigay religious extremists who backed a state antigay amendment that had to be overturned by the Supreme Court. How the hell could any clear thinking person imagine that the same voters in THAT state who passed the antigay marriage amendment on Nov. 7th might simultaneously throw us a bone? Crain: get help; quickly, please!!! Until then, shut the flaming fuck up!

Other problems with Eleveld's piece include referring to the stuff that pored into ABC about Foley "corroborating" their story. That was apparently their take, but, while probably mostly true, from an objective standpoint they were nothing more than hearsay. Anyone can say that anyone e-mailed them.

Finally, it's unacceptable for him to have left unchallenged the Poytner rep's reference to revelation of anyone's sexuality ipso facto doing "harm."