Hey - no one likes to be pigeonholed - not gays, not liberals, and (believe it or not) not conservatives either. Please judge us (and our views) individually, and dont paint everyone with a broad brush - its just not nice. Just like not every gay person fits a neat category (hey, 21% voted republican in the last presidential election according to post-election polls), so not every conservative person fits into a neat category.
Thank you.
And congratulations to Mary and Heather.

ick

As uncomfortable a situation as this may present to the Vice President, he will come to love this grandchild like any other (just don't let him go hunting with the kid)

Dude, that was good!

But the actual situation is a bit less dramatic than that:

"The vice president and Mrs. Cheney are looking forward with eager anticipation to the arrivalof their sixth grandchild" the veep's office said in a statement.

We have the father: George H. W. Bush
We have the son: George W. Bush
We have the holy ghost: Dick Cheney
Now
we have a pregnant virgin named Mary.
Seems the Republicans have cornered the market
this Christmas.

thank u Barry!! hilarious.

I'm so pissed - i was talking to a close (lesbian) friend of mine in school and forgot to tell her that joke - I'm gonna have to email her specially cuz she's gonna love it!
Fan - freekin-tastic! - that goes into the 'Humor So Good it can be used as Proof of Divine Origin' department! (joking, all you humor-deprived peeple on all sides of the political/sexual aisles..)